Summer is starting, my gentle reminder :
Dhoop mein nikla na karo roop ki rani
Gora rang kaala na pad jaaye
Career ki chinta mujhe sone nahi de rahi.
A : light bill kab bharega?
B : Kal
A : Kal kare so aaj kar aaj kare toh ab
B : ok
C : kaha chala B ?
B : light bill bharne
C : arey jaldi ka kaam shaitan ka
B : bhenchod 🤯
Suna hai Udit Narayan kiss distribution kar raha hai.
She : I bet you have amazing stamina… how long do you usually last in bed?
Me : ji madam, pura din bed per hi pada rehta hun.
Usse bas mera lumd pasand tha mein nahi 💔
Dad jokes be lyk
Wife : I'm pregnant
Husband : hello pregnant, I'm dad
Dark jokes be lyk
Wife : you are not.
Hemesha der kar deta hun 💔
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Gas ka button band karne ke liye, jisper chai rakhi hai. 😔
I'm in my "people expecting more from me but not helping" era.