The scenario of rockstar Eddie using your moans on a corroded coffin track has been tossed around quite a bit and I think we can all agree that it’s hot af MDNI
BUT BUT…
Humour me for a moment
You go to check up on Eddie because he’s been locked up in your guys’ home studio all day working on a song. You open to door to see him sitting in a chair, shirt tossed somewhere and guitars scattered around the room. He’s holding a blunt up to his lips with his eyes closed, obviously trying to destress. You walk up to him and place your hand softly on the side of his head gently intertwining your fingers with his hair and smile as he leans into your touch. After a moment you ask “How’s it coming?”
Eddie lets out a long sigh accompanied by smoke. He finally opens his eyes to meet yours and mumbles about how he “can’t figure it out. It’s missing something… and the only thing I can come up with might not go over well with the label.” You furrow your eyebrows, silently asking him to explain. His face blushes and he looks down at the blunt between his fingers and takes another drag before carrying on. “Well, I was listening to the solo and noticed the guitar kind of sounds like it’s moaning. So I got this idea of on the back vocals….we could put in some real ones.” You looked at him in surprise. You definitely weren’t expecting that. You let out a quiet “oh” before clearing your throat and asking “who’s were you thinking of recording?”
“Definitely not yours. Don’t get me wrong, they’re beautiful babe, but I don’t want any pervs getting off to you. They already probably bust to your photoshoots and shit.” Eddie said it so casually and it sent a pang of jealousy through you, who’s moans was he thinking of? As if reading you like a book, Eddie quickly said “but I don’t want some other girls moans on it either. So you see my problem.” You both paused trying to think of other ideas when it suddenly hit you. “Why don’t you record your moans, Eddie?” By the look on his face, you could tell the thought had already crossed his mind. Picking the blunt from his fingers you took a drag, feeling the slight burn in your lungs. “I think it’d make more sense, honestly. It’s you playing, it’s you making the guitar moan like that. It seems only fair you are the one who moans for real.” He stood up and snatched the blunt back from you, smirking before pulling and blowing the smoke out into the air above you. “You think so, baby?”
“Totally! And I think your fans would love it, you know how horny those freaks get for you” you joke, “it’d be so metal.” Eddie chuckles, agreeing with you as he wraps a hand around your waist. He took another drag and leaned down close to your mouth before blowing the smoke into yours. “You’re not gonna get jealous?” He asked in a patronizing tone, planting a quick kiss on your lips. You had to admit, you were known to have a bit of a habit to be possessive over Eddie, but who could blame you? He was perfect in every imperfect way and some of these “freaks”, as you had called them, didn’t know boundaries. Throwing themselves at him, trying to give him nudes and panties. You felt this almost feral possession over him you had never felt over anyone before. The first time someone had blatantly disrespected Eddie’s boundaries, practically pushing their tits in his face after he told them he had a girl five times, it ended in you having to be dragged off the girl and one of her shitty clip-on extensions in your hand.
Eddie’s laughter pulled you out of your thoughts, hand reaching down to your ass and pulling you closer while saying “it’s okay baby, I like it when you get jealous.” You rolled your eyes before responding with a muttered whatever and grabbed the back of his neck to feel his lips on yours. The kiss quickly got heated, feeling your tongue against his sent heat to both of your lower abdomens. He quickly pulled away before putting the blunt down and came back up to kiss you with even more passion. Your lips moved perfectly in sync against each other as your hands roamed each other's bodies. You felt his already hard cock press against you and reached down to palm him through his pants. The moan he let out at the contact was heavenly and made wetness pool in your panties. “Sound so beautiful, Eddie.”
He quickly pulled away panting as his eyes danced all over your face. He planted a wet kiss on your lips before pulling himself from you completely, walking over to the recording equipment and pressing the record button. Eddie grabbed your hand and dragged you into the booth saying “we gotta get as much as we can” in between kisses.
That’s how Corroded Coffin made waves with their newest single that had the sounds of their front man cumming accompanied by a sick guitar solo.
Just saw the barbie movie with my roommate and HOLY FUCK IT WAS SO GOOD
i now need to find and purchase ken’s “i am kenough” sweater that he wears at the end
THIS BUT SCHLATT
🫠🥵🥹☠️😈
omg this has been sitting in my inbox for so fucking long i’m so sorry i don’t deserve yall! but anywho
i feel like this would have to be him after getting home from like recording a chuckle sandwich episode at ted’s or something. like he’s been gone for more than an hour so OF COURSE he misses you so much and being in you.
and as soon as he gets home he runs to the bedroom and like swan dives into the bed- and you end up sitting there like that for an hour silently enjoying each other company while you scroll on your phone <3
until he inevitably gets too horny and bored and rails the shit out of you
Okay ummm what about a Billy Lenz X reader who is just as nasty as him? I always see fics of billy being… well Billy and calling the reader a filthy piggy and the reader always has the same reaction to it. So I think it would be funny if they were like him and called him things like that and stuff- idk this sounds kinda stupid now that I’m reading it over again but oh well hopefully you understand what I mean :,)
Alright anon, my love <3. I hope you enjoy!
Warnings: explicit language, dirty talk, submissive male, mutual maturbation, masturbation, female reader, phone sex and any more I forgot
Billy always called the sorority when he felt that strange feeling build up in his stomach. He usually felt it after watching you, even when you did the most mundane of things. Like that time he hid in your closet and rubbed one out while you studied for an upcoming exam. Every time he called you never answered, even though he hoped you would.
He never thought you could be as naughty as him.
"Y/N! We're going to the store! Do you need anything?" Barb called out from the door.
"Just some smokes!" You yelled back, not raising your head from the book you were focused on.
"Way ahead of you..." She murmured before closing the door as the rest of the house left. You turned back to your book. It was getting to the good part, the killer chasing the poor girl through the streets. As you pictured the scene in your head, you felt a tingling between your legs. You rubbed your thighs together in hopes to get some sort of relief.
Little did you know, the brown haired man was watching you from the attic, stroking his cock at a furious pace, trying to bring himself to climax. He cried out as he came into his hands, but it wasn't all of it. He whimpered as he tried again, but his attempts were for naught. He slowly crawled over to the phone, picking it up and calling the number of the house.
You heard the phone rings and you put you book down, sighing as you walked down the stairs. You picked up the Phone and heard moaning from the other end.
"Hah~ Pretty piggy! Hahaha! You finally answered!" You heard the crazed voice yell into the receiver.
"Oh yeah? You touching yourself? Your stupid fucking cock all hard for me?" The moans amplified on the other end as you degraded him.
"Oh fuck!~ Pretty p-piggy! So naughty, just like Billy! Hahaha- fuck!" His moans interrupted his maniacal laughter.
You hated to admit it, but his moans turned you on.
"God, your disgusting Billy. Its cute~" You moaned into the receiver to rile him up.
"B-billy...cute?" He asked in between his moans.
"Yes Billy, you're cute." You said into the receiver as you slipped your hand into your pants.
"N-AH!" He yelled out as he came, body writhing in pleasure.
"There you go slut, let it all out~"
I hope this is what you meant Anon! All the loves -Kai <3
mythosVA always reminded me of dan cooper
oh, you bet i’m going through this later
mmmmmm this is my bookmark, don’t mind me…
(twt p✧rn link)
this is so danny, you can't tell me that he wouldn't be willing to go at it for hours
that is officially the realest thing i’ve ever heard
I would chew on this man like a Polly Pocket shoe
:)
ladies and gentlemen,
Him.
Hi, could you please do a masterlist but with the nsfw audios? thank you for your service
Of course, bruv! didn’t even think of it till now…
All audios under this are NSFW (they’re literally audio porn)
Charlie Walker 1 2 3
Jack Thurlowe 1
Danny Cooper 1 2 3
Clyde (Electrick Children) 1
Gabriel (2014) 1
It's so fucking cool how y'all have mutuals who you're like friends with and do shit, like I want one of y'all to be my bestie, the fuck bro.
Okayyyy *Shakey breathing intensifies*
“Fuck, do that again”-EDWARD FUCKING MUNSON😮💨😮💨 im cumming
Kai, She/They and fucking horny for fictional murderers, Currently obsessed with The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, and Motley 🫀
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