Okayyyy *Shakey Breathing Intensifies*

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

Ok, so I need help. I (22) live with 2 roommates (my bffs jj, and lilly). My family is Christian conservative and I'm genderfluid. I have been dating Lilly for 2 years now (our anniversary was yesterday) and I dont know how to tell my family about my sexuality and my gf.

For context: I have used binders since I was 15 (when jj bought me one). My mom helped me set up my dorm when I was in college (I dropped out 😅) and she saw my binder in a packing box labeled 'private'. She asked what it was so since I was in nursing I made up this giant lie about it being a chest compressor to help restart the heart. Now my mom thinks binders are for resurrection.

When my cousin came out as gae to my family at age 17 at our family reunion, they kicked him out of their house and the family.

I want to come out but I'm horrified of the backlash. What do I do?

mmmmmm this is my bookmark, don’t mind me…

(twt p✧rn link)

this is so danny, you can't tell me that he wouldn't be willing to go at it for hours

It's so fucking cool how y'all have mutuals who you're like friends with and do shit, like I want one of y'all to be my bestie, the fuck bro.

jumping back in the schlatt fandom ass first with this post because i’ve been binging his vods in the background while i work

Schlatt when a dono came in calling you hot

Such a pretty crier <3

Requested by anon: Tate's internal dialogue seeing listener for the first time.

AI AUDIO / 18+ (Kinda' nsfw, but mostly sfw. it's just Tate being a teenage boy ' what r u wearing' type energy.) Headphone warning!

taglist: @yesdevineruler @stucktothetwo @redwoodghost @enchanting-evan @anonymous0316 @kaissweetlamb @eventually27 @marylovesevanpeters @kaiju-superstar @thebabayaga-x @viharmonscorner @kai-slut @nova-kayne67 @kaismanwich @evanpetersfansblog

* please note: these are AI generated audios, not said actors or characters and are not associated with the show or its creators. This is purely for fan service.

Jeff: I’m on shopping duty, do you want anything?

BEN: Can you get me some of those gay cheerios?

Jeff: Ya mean fruit loops?

BEN: Oh yeah, those.

don't mind me, just rewatching the walking dead and falling in love with carl and Daryl all over again...

i love how everybody's talking like "oh, i have so many anon requests in my drafts, lol" and i'm just over here with mine full of reblogs i have yet to post

and they're all like fics about vampire movies from the eighties and dilfs

XD its 3 a.m. wtf am I doing with my life... I HAVE A PSYCHOLOGY DEGREE FFS

BEN: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them. y/n: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.