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2 years ago

I’ll be good, I will

A/n: typed this straight onto my phone so Formatting is weird, and there is no spell checks or proof reading unfortunately, but I simply couldn’t get this idea out of my brain. Anyways, Enjoy! 

Warnings; Smut, edging, toy(s), Oral (M receiving) 

Taglist; @rottent33th @slaasherslut @slasherscrybaby @cries-in-latino @how-grand-trine-au

I’ll Be Good, I Will

“Please” he whimpered, the childlike voice he usually used gone a long time ago, “Please y/n!” his head fell back and his eyes rolled in bliss as you slowed your pace, pulling your mouth away with a soft pop. His hips stuttered, his body burning for his release and a sigh escaped his lips. 

He was beautiful like this, his skin sparkling with a sheen of sweat, his face flushed a rosy pink. His head lolled and mouth cocked open ever so slightly as his chest heaved deep breaths of air, despite it seeming like it was never enough. “Ah, ah Brahmsy. I have something else I want to try, only good boys get to cum you know?” he whined, closing his eyes and slightly relaxing. 

Perhaps you were taking this all too far, but you really did love him like this. You hummed reaching into your pocket and slipping out the little toy you’d been dying to use. You got it in a bath bomb a friend, she sent it up as a birthday gift. ‘Selfcare’ with a winky face was what the note had said. You smirked, as you put the toy to the tip of Brahms length, smirking as you flicked it on, watching his eye widen and look down to meet yours, face contorting in a mix of pain and overall pleasure. The rooms walls echoing soft pleads and a warm bzz sound. 

“Mrf- Please, I’ll be good, I will!”


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1 year ago

YALL SPIRIT HALLOWEEN WAS OPEN IN MY TOWN AND I BOUGHT THE HANDBOOK FOR THE RECENTLY DECEASED


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2 years ago

Around Halloween of 2020 I bought a bear and a toddler michael Myers mask to put on him. I have yet to name him. Any ideas?


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1 year ago

just watched gabriel (2014) and am currently having a mental breakdown HES SO BABYGIRL I CRY EVERYTIME I WATCH THIS


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2 years ago

dilf!schlatt with young adult!reader who babysits his daughter every weekend while he’s out on business trips. dilf!schlatt who starts to notice how good of a parent you would be to his sweet little girl. dilf!schlatt making up excuses for you to come over his house and spend the night. dilf!schlatt railing the shit out of you after you put his daughter to bed and him covering your mouth with his hand in order to keep you quiet.

sorry i’m very tired and very horny and i haven’t stopped thinking about this :)

YES OH MY GOD IMMEDIATELY! I am 100 percent doing this right now. This is only part one ;)

Warnings: Basically just one use of "fucking"

Part 2 coming soon...

Midnight Babysitting

You were startled awake by a phone ringing. Schlatt. He was the only one who could be calling you at 11 pm. Whether it was to tell him what to read to her, or coming over because he just couldn't get her to eat her dinner, it had to be him.

Of course, he was the only one whose house you would visit at 11 pm as well.

"Hello?" You didn't realize just how groggy you sounded until you spoke.

"Hey, I'm really sorry to be calling you this late, but Lily won't go to bed. I've tried everything and she just won't stop talking about you so I had to call you." The fake guilt just pouring from his lips as he continued.

"Yeah, no problem, I can come help."

"Are you sure? Because I can keep trying if you wa-"

"J, you called me at eleven, woke me up, and arent expecting me to come? You must be out of your fucking mind. I'll be there in ten."


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2 years ago

Where.

Where did you get the image.

Of Schlatt with his hand in his trousers.

What stream. What video. What timestamp.

Please and thank you.

-☾🔆

I'm going to be honest with you, I don't remember. I was going through my gallery and found it. (Probs Pinterest or smth tho :/)

Edit: a lovely human sent me the link for it so here it is: https://youtu.be/XxNsi0UVbCg

Look at around 2:10 ;)


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2 years ago

THE TEARS 😭

Reblog To Give Eddie A Second Chance

Reblog to give Eddie a second chance

1 year ago

@icarus-star LOOK WHAT I FOUND FOR BUNNY!DANNY (just ignore the couple times he said miss like i did- I SEARCHED M4A WHY DOES HE SAY MISS AND WHY DID IT POP UP IN M4A)

@icarus-star LOOK WHAT I FOUND FOR BUNNY!DANNY (just Ignore The Couple Times He Said Miss Like I Did-

YESSSSS


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2 years ago

XD its 3 a.m. wtf am I doing with my life... I HAVE A PSYCHOLOGY DEGREE FFS

BEN: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them. y/n: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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