Chase: Five Little Monkeys Jumping On The Bed. One Fell Off And

Jackieboy Man: You were drunk last night.

Chase: No I wasn't.

Jackieboy Man: You started cutting pineapples at 3AM while yelling "stop hiding Spongebob! I know you're in there!"

Chase:

Chase: Did I find him though?

Sire hope he gets better

Sure*

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I can't take this risk 

Chase: [crashing into Marvin's room]

Chase: THE OPPOSITE OF FIREFLIES IS WATERFALLS.

Marvin: no it isn’t– oH MY GOD

Money Susie. Follow the scent of brokeness

Therapist: Alright, what do we say when we get anxious?

Chase: My anxiety is chronic but my ass is iconic.

Therapist: No.

Me and my sister do this all the time. She'll be at her friends house, i'll call her and yell "ALL RIGHT, what do we say when we get anxious??" and she'll go " my anxiety is chronic, but my ass is iconic" and all I hear in the background is laughter

Schneep: What are the hardest things to say?

Marvin: I was wrong.

Jackieboy Man: I need help.

Chase: Worcestershire sauce.

Jackieboy Man: Henrik, if humans can’t see air but can see water…

Schneep: Yes?

Jackieboy Man: Does that mean fish can see air but can’t see water?

Schneep:

Jackieboy Man:

Schneep: Fuck.

Reblogging because fuck the Nazis