Reblogging Because Fuck The Nazis

This is poetic.

Memes And Laughs

Jackieboy Man: Henrik, if humans can’t see air but can see water…

Schneep: Yes?

Jackieboy Man: Does that mean fish can see air but can’t see water?

Schneep:

Jackieboy Man:

Schneep: Fuck.

Chase: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and

Schneep: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.

Chase: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said

Schneep: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

Jackieboy Man: You were drunk last night.

Chase: No I wasn't.

Jackieboy Man: You started cutting pineapples at 3AM while yelling "stop hiding Spongebob! I know you're in there!"

Chase:

Chase: Did I find him though?

Y'all, killing yourself should NEVER EVER be something that you consider

Think of your family. Think of the strangers that cry every time they see see a suicide on the news. Don't do it. Things are tough right now, but it can ALWAYS get better. Once you hit rock bottom, the only direction is up!

Please make this go viral.

It is so important I don’t even care if you delete what I write here, just help it be seen. 

Therapist: Alright, what do we say when we get anxious?

Chase: My anxiety is chronic but my ass is iconic.

Therapist: No.

Me and my sister do this all the time. She'll be at her friends house, i'll call her and yell "ALL RIGHT, what do we say when we get anxious??" and she'll go " my anxiety is chronic, but my ass is iconic" and all I hear in the background is laughter

Chase: Fuck, I want to die!

Schneep: Language!

Chase, deadpanned: Heckity heck I want death.

I can't take this risk 

These are adorable.