Schneep: What Are The Hardest Things To Say?

Chase: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and

Schneep: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.

Chase: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said

Schneep: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

Anti: Hey, Henrik?

Schneep: Yes?

Anti: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Schneep:

Schneep: Where’s Chase?

SHSHhould i draw this?

These are adorable. 

Chase: [crashing into Marvin's room]

Chase: THE OPPOSITE OF FIREFLIES IS WATERFALLS.

Marvin: no it isn’t– oH MY GOD

Y'all, killing yourself should NEVER EVER be something that you consider

Think of your family. Think of the strangers that cry every time they see see a suicide on the news. Don't do it. Things are tough right now, but it can ALWAYS get better. Once you hit rock bottom, the only direction is up!

Please make this go viral.

It is so important I don’t even care if you delete what I write here, just help it be seen. 

I can't take this risk 

Chase: Fuck, I want to die!

Schneep: Language!

Chase, deadpanned: Heckity heck I want death.

Jackieboy Man: Henrik, if humans can’t see air but can see water…

Schneep: Yes?

Jackieboy Man: Does that mean fish can see air but can’t see water?

Schneep:

Jackieboy Man:

Schneep: Fuck.

Money Susie. Follow the scent of brokeness