JJ: I didn’t wanna do this, but I do know one way we could get the money. Simon: You’d make a decent prostitute. JJ: I’d make an amazing prostitute. But that’s not it.
(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)
Jide: It’s illegal to be better looking than me. Simon: Well shit. Guys, it looks like we’re all going to jail.
(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)
iconic
this made me cackle
Josh: Oh, God, I fucked up. Tobi: What happened? Josh: I was doing maths with Vik and I told him to hold up eleven fingers. Josh: I didn’t realize until he started to panic and say, “Josh, I only have ten!” Josh: He won’t stop crying!
(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)
Jide: I failed my safety course today Josh: Why? What happened? Jide: Well one of the questions was “In the case of a fire what steps would you take?” Josh: And? Jide: Well apparently, “FUCKING LARGE ONES” isn’t an acceptable answer
(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)
This honestly made me cry (½)
Me when my fave kpop song comes on and they try to change it to something else
Really underrated friendship imo
Lil Mong ❤️
Vik: you read my diary? Jide: at first i didn’t realize it was your diary. i thought it was a very sad handwritten novel.
(via incorrect-sidemen-quotes)