he tian: what the hell are you doing there?
mo guan shan, standing on the table: it's my place too! i can stand where i want!
he tian, sighing: where's the spider?
mo guan shan: ...near the fridge.
sometimes guan shan wants to shove a tube of toothpaste up tian's ass. sometimes he actually tries. sometimes all of them, proponents of the «normal way of squeezing toothpaste», get together and complain about «these assholes» who «don't know how to use their hands». life is hard, he tian, jian yi and qiu ge are idiots.
and she li is... as usual, insane.
he tian: can i pat it?
mo guan shan, holding a cat: yes.
he tian, patting mo: oww, so cute.
he tian: you can become a millionaire in no time.
mo guan shan: yeah? and how?
he tian: marry me.
We are slowly falling apart 🎃🖤
Hey guys, I try a lot new stuff 🖤🎃🍁 what do you think?
jian yi, a 24 year old grown man: xixi... don't you think it's sad that poor lonely zebras can't sleep on their own? it's like... soo unfair.
zhan zheng xi: jian yi, my love, it is really sad, yeah, but could you please think about it later instead of when we're fucking?
At the first night
Mo: [carrying all the groceries in both arms]
Tian: [reaches out to help]
Mo: [switches all the bags to one hand to hold Tian's with the other]
Tian: That's not what I--
Tian:
Tian: Okay.
i was rereading 19 days for the hundredth time and noticed something...
we saw redhead's smile.
the evil one but anyway!
in the christmas special mo guan shan will have deja vu: he tian takes him home, undresses him and puts him to bed, just like that night. then it was only the beginning of their relatioship and they were a bit clumsy and shy, just learning to love and do things right.
and this evening, after so many years apart, feels almost the same. they're awkward again and not sure how to behave around each other. but it's not a return to the start, just a new chapter in their relatioship. a continuation of a long love story.