Me And My Best Wizard Friend Employee That I Hate

Wipedboard whimsy

Playing my favorite game

Is the gummy I found on my floor an edible or melatonin?

Stayed tuned to find out ‼️

Hunith naming her baby boy based on a bird of prey known for its small but fierce spirit and that boy ending up in a cage forged by destiny and constantly being attacked by those who can only see prey.

Hurts me in a way you cannot understand.

Wilson proposing but House knew Wilson was planning this so he silently pulls out his own ring box- (fucking gay ass dual proposal trope)

Whats inside??

Garfield cock ring.

I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed

I’m being a menace to my boyfriend this week and that’s what its all about tbh

"I asked chat gpt"

Sucks for you, I asked the ceasless watcher and I now legally own your most traumatic experience

This image speaks to me on levels I can’t explain

i think i sleep better the less my body moves at night. i always sleep really well immediately after changing my sheets when i have the full weight of my weighted blanket pressing down on me and the sheets are still tucked in so i can’t toss and turn as easily. i think being strapped down at night would do me well

i would love to talk about moral ocd its just that like any time i mention it i worry im coming across like an asshole whos trying to excuse his bad actions and shitty behavior

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time