Wilson proposing but House knew Wilson was planning this so he silently pulls out his own ring box- (fucking gay ass dual proposal trope)
Whats inside??
Garfield cock ring.
Every day, without fail- I have at least one social interaction that solidifies a devastating truth: my sense of humor is painfully millennial
Update:
She’s almost done season one and she does genuinely enjoy the podcast though she does get mad at me (in jest) any time it gets “too spooky” in her words.
I will note that out of all the episodes so far it seems lost John’s cave is the episode that has unnerved her the most. Which makes sense as she’s always been a bit claustrophobic.
She was caught off guard by the shift from statements to more active recordings in 39 and 40 (to be expected ofc) but she seems thoroughly invested at this point so I think she’ll keep listening :]
Been forcing my mom to listen to the magnus archives… she just listened to anatomy class and she’s almost at the end of season one
I’m so hype for her reaction to the infestation episodes
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Scrolling through job sites and endless lies of ‘entry level’ positions is sucking my whimsy away…
I should just start a fansly or something
Identifiable tattoos be damned- for 10 bucks you can see this strange trans twink get naked
I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety
Everyone say hi to my new princess
My ass was steadily improving on my avoidant behaviors and agoraphobia and isolation bs towards the end of last year but now bc of stress school and work and interning and aughhhhhh
I am realizing I have gone back on all of that progress 😀💫 yay
craving the kind of intimacy that requires surgical tools
Need to go see Lebanon Hanover
They will be so close to me
I have no moneyyyyyyyyyy
once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted
Hi! It's me scrumpledmilk the cool guy ever20 trans + autistic YouTube era soon 😨🫣
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