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Look @dani-maricruz8 it's me.

My favorite trope is Guy Gets Absolutely Wrecked By A Girl And Immediately Decides She’s The Love Of His Life

Coffee and White Wine? Not Bad-

Reblog if you're a cuddler.

I live in her CASTLE dude. You should see the amount of maidens in and out. She is not straight.

I personally talked to Alcina and she said she don’t do that straight shit y’all, sorry to be a bearer of bad news

To: noir

From: Monday Thursday Addams

Merry Christmas!

STOP!

I CAN'T!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, MONDAY!

LOVE YOU!

I'm gonna say it.

I'm gonna fuckin say it.

I want to be fucked slowly to this song.

Like...it has the perfect beat and tempo for it.

Let me paint a picture in your mind...

As the smooth roll of her hips tugs a gasp from your lips, your breaths mingle in a heated dance. Deeply drawn from your body into the air. She slides her hips at the perfect rhythm to keep you gasping for more. Her gasps are also heard.

Desperate... Wanting...

She fills all of your senses. The smoothness of her thighs and hips; the sight in her eyes, a gaze of dark longing and desire. The smell of her, her scent pouring over you; the sound of her, delicate sighs and gasps, your name dropping from the tip of her lips.

The taste of her desire...

I-

Pardon?

don’t bite the hand that fingered you or whatev they say

I'M CRYING I READ THAT SHIT IN A SOUTHERN BELLE ACCENT OUTLOUD AND NOW I'M IN TEARS

Hey youuu ^^ you’re really cute😘😁😍

Awww thank you 😋

The first seven seconds of this song is how I feel.

Edit: The whole song is how I feel.

Source

No context just...

Her

Look at my girl!

<Recieve Unexpected Money In 24/Hrs

🖤💲💸💱💸💱💸💲💴🪙🪙🪙💰💰🤑🖤👊

Like & Reblog to cast this 💰Money💰 spell

#follow your @cosmicguide

Me: I'm not obsessed with her! Also Me:

Her smile...it's so cute.

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

:screams:

The Holy Trinity of Catholic Trauma But Make It Sexy

Just Romania things

Congratulations to our girl!

We love you, Maggie!

Congratulations on winning best performance as Lady Alcina Dimitrescu in Resident Evil Village, Maggie Robertson! You deserve it!

LOOK AT MY GIRL!

LOOK AT HERR

HER REACTION IS SO PRECIOUS OMGGG 😭😭😭

When you post to the wrong account:

How I feel most of the time

boobs and also titties and sometimes even breasts

Unmute !

💸🍃✨💸🍃✨💸🍃✨💸🍃✨💸🍃✨💸

An emoji spell to easily manifest prosperity into one’s life:

“I trust in the Universe and the wealth it has in store for me. Money falls freely into to my hands like leaves from a lush, green tree.”

💸🍃✨💸🍃✨💸🍃✨💸🍃✨💸🍃✨💸

💛 to charge, reblog to cast.

Leave Monica alone, she don't know right from wrong! You know she never liked people!

@dani-maricruz8 @angstyanon0

👀

perhaps i just lived a wattpad chapter.. i needed to share this with someone so here it is. i was grocery shopping with my mom today and she made me go to the opposite side of the store for something she forgot, the aisle is packed full of people, some milf walks by and grabs my waist from behind/my side to move past me because people were blocking her and i was gonna panic thinking it was a creepy guy, she was tall as hell and had me pushed up between her, the shopping cart, and the shelves so i had to look up once i turned to face her and that did not help the fact i thought it was a man grabbing me, because i whipped around really fast and she could tell i panicked she was like “it’s okay, it’s okay”, and when i realized it was a woman i audibly went “oh” but in an excited surprised tone and she chuckled and smiled and called me a good girl when i relaxed, she apologized for grabbing me without asking and then she looked me up and down and said “baby you are stunning”, but then her friend told her they had to go right that second or else they would be late for a business meeting, she didn’t even tell me her name, i haven’t been able to stop thinking about her, i still have butterflies, and she had her hands on my waist the whole time, she could of walked past after telling me it was okay cause people moved too, so she waited to talk to me, genuinely met my milf soulmate in a grocery store and never got her name 🥲🤧

HELLO????

GOD I SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR OTHERS.........

I was 9 when the serotonin loss started-

I'd reblog it and say "Look at this bastard."

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes