The First Seven Seconds Of This Song Is How I Feel.

Alex: I’m a God.

Arin: You yelled “shut up” at a thunderstorm and it happened to dissipate. It was purely coincidence. You have no power.

Galen: Shut it. They’re a God.

I...I...cannot process-

“Liora...” I whisper as we’re getting up in the morning, “How would you feel about playing a game.” I put a plug and a small vibrating dildo on the bed, and a smirk on my lips. “If I can keep these in all day without breaking, I get to do whatever I want to you, but if you can push me over the edge before the end of shift, you can have me any way you want for the week. And you can even put them in this morning.”

She picks up the small vibrator in her hands, twisting it back in forth as her iridescent eyes take you in. Moving slowly across the bed, she leans over and begins kissing the fine lines of your neck and collarbone. She takes your mouth in hers as she slowly places her hand beneath your panty line, gently slipping the vibrator deep inside of you.

"I certainly hope you're prepared for this, darling." She purrs into your ear. "Because I plan on completely breaking you before lunch."

"You're the only thing I think I got right."

Source

CW: Happy Crying Romantic Daniela

Daniela and you take a stroll around the vineyard at Castle Dimitrescu. She grips your hand firmly. You two were laughing and smiling together while talking about nothing. Daniela then falls quiet.

“Dani?” “You know…You're the only thing I think I got right.”

When you glance at her, you notice tears welling up in her eyes. “Daniela? What's the matter?" She wipes the tears from her eyes and smiles warmly at you. "You are literally the most amazing person on the planet! And I'm happy to call you mine." She kisses your forehead before taking both of your hands in her own.

“You are so gorgeous, and smart, and you’re so fucking hilarious and-”

With a passionate kiss, you cut short her words. When you do this, it catches her by surprise, and you both fall to the ground. As she drapes her arms around your neck, you can feel the pleasant smile on her lips. When you break the kiss, you both speak at the same time, the same sentence leaving your lips.

“I love you.”

Lord help my D&D crew

So I joined a bit late to my campaign but it made perfect development!

Galen (My D&D OC) is childhood friends with Estel and he is also actively hitting on Sylve! What else do you expect from a Neutral Chaotic Elven Bard?

OH YEAH!

Galen and the Crew (Bro, Estel, Sylve, and Pembis) go to a bar after getting some interesting items from an all violet store. And Galen sees these people giving him a side eye. Me: Permission to growl at them? DM: I’m sorry? Me: Permission to growl at them. DM: Sure why not, do an intimidation roll. Me: I got rolled a 1... DM: You meow at them.

Everyone is cackling. Anyways, fast forwarding after getting information~

Galen sees the HOT bartender, Lars! Lars wants nothing to do with him. 

HOWEVER

Because Galen is a bard and Sylve wants this man to fuck off, Sylve sets some mood lighting for Galen to serenade Lars to. BUT my bitchass rolls another 1 in Charsima and Lars turned around...and said GTFO. Galen was dragged out by Sylve begging for a second chance.

There may be a second chance...

And a fanfiction.

Leave Monica alone, she don't know right from wrong! You know she never liked people!

I want an enemies to lovers relationship like Alex and Piper

Me, at the beginning of Episode 10 season 2 of Orange is the New Black

Ain't even shocked.

THEY DID HER DIRTY 😭

Therapist: So last week during our solo session Bruno told me about a certain song. That you all sang about him?

Mirabel: Ok, that sounds bad, but we actually have songs like that about everyone in the family. “Generational Trauma Momma” for Abuela. “Dont tell Pepa shes not an Iron chef” is about Pepa and even Luisa has “Light a match for once, PLEASE!”

Therapist: ok— wow— umm

Dolores: Not everyone. Theres no song about me.

Mirabel: Well, for yours, we all learned sign language.

Dolores: WHAT THE HELL!!

No you!

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