THEY DID HER DIRTY 😭

THEY DID HER DIRTY 😭

Therapist: So last week during our solo session Bruno told me about a certain song. That you all sang about him?

Mirabel: Ok, that sounds bad, but we actually have songs like that about everyone in the family. “Generational Trauma Momma” for Abuela. “Dont tell Pepa shes not an Iron chef” is about Pepa and even Luisa has “Light a match for once, PLEASE!”

Therapist: ok— wow— umm

Dolores: Not everyone. Theres no song about me.

Mirabel: Well, for yours, we all learned sign language.

Dolores: WHAT THE HELL!!

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3 years ago

Writing Commissions!

Finally, I am starting commissions. I’ve been wanting to do this for a while but now since I’ve finally gotten the confidence I am going to finally start commissions.

Here is my Ko-Fi in case you do in fact want buy a commission from me or just want to help with my current goal. Now to the important stuff…the commissions.

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OCs based on music

You are to send me a song and I make an OC out of it. I usually do not design the character’s looks but if that is requested of me, I will.

Example

$25

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Scripts

This is where I make scripts! Whether it be a monologue for your theatre class or a dialogue between two or more characters. Even a script for your ASMR channel. This is what you’re looking for! Every script starts at one page. If you want more than a page it will go up by 10 dollars.

Example

Starts at $10

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Short Stories

Self-explanatory. Regular short stories are a little over 2000. Describe what you want and I will do my best to write with what you gave me.

Example

$10

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Smut

If you know, you know. If you are looking for a bit of spice for your reading enjoyment you want some smut. Now here’s the vibe. Minors, as in people under the age of 18 can not buy these. That means ID verification. You will send me a picture of you holding your ID with a piece of paper. The paper will have to say “A.I Commissions” with the current date when you message me. You can cover up your address, name, and other personal info. All I need to see is your DoB and Photo on your ID. If this doesn’t happen, I will forbid you from ever getting a commission again. 

I will send the example personally

$30

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Poems

Couldn’t forget the poems! All I need for a poem is a prompt. If not a prompt, I’ll surprise you! If you want to convey a certain emotion then tell me what emotion you want to convey and I will portray it the best way I can.

Example

$10

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Incorrect Quotes

All you need is the example

Example

$5

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Extra Notes: I can do fanfic type of things. The fandoms I can do…

MHA

Steven Universe

The Arcana

Lovestruck

Helluva Boss

Hazbin Hotel

Resident Evil: Village

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I have a total of 10 slots open! Claim your spots! [Slot 1]

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Comment and I will message you as soon as I possibly can.

3 years ago

Imagine...

Bela and you are playing around the castle. It's like tag in away. Something you say while she chases you makes her go feral. Her movements and advances aren't as playful and calculated as before. It was more...wild, like a you'd let a beast out of its cage to play. She was only a whisper away as she growled...

"My playful little one...I want to tear you apart."


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3 years ago

reblog to give a lesbian a sword, a bi girl a dagger, and a trans girl a cool gun

3 years ago

Vivienne: So apparently the "can't commit" thing is because of my abandonment issues.

Zoe: You...didn't know this?

Vivienne: I'm sorry, what?

Zoe: Nothing...nothing. You do you.


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4 years ago

Locker Room Talk Pt.6

Amara: I left my sword in someone's purse.

Nora: Amara...I don't think that's how this world works.

Helena: Nora is correct on that point.

Onyx: Yeah, I have never seen anyone stick a sword in a purse.

Nora: I surely wouldn't, I personally prefer a satchel.

Helena: Same here.

Amara: I have the same preference with bags.

Onyx: I like purses!

*Beat of silence*

Onyx: You saw Amala right?

Helena: Please do not bring up Amala.

Onyx: Alright then! Better topic of conversation!

Nora: Mhm?

Onyx: So...No one is going to talk about how Nova walks around in on-brand crop tops and baggy sweat pants.

Amara: Comfort clothes? I don't see what's wrong about walking around the dorms in comfort clothes.

Onyx: Not the clothes, Amara...THE ABS!

*Nora coughs*

Nora: Glad I'm not the only one staring.

*Everyone bursts into giggle*

Amara: Okay, okay. But can we please talk about Helena and her independent walk?

Helena: Isn't gossip supposed to be when the person isn't around?

Onyx: It's not gossip...it's complements.

Nora: Agreed, the way you sway your hips when you walk is something no one in this sorority can ignore.

Helena: I don't understand...

Onyx: You are sexy as fuck! No one disagrees.

*Nora and Amara hum in agreement*

Helena: O-oh...Thank you.


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3 years ago

If you've never seen it, here you go, love.

Just the ending.

"Y'all seem to really like her."

Understatement of 2021


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3 years ago

Juliette: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Poison: Okay.

Juliette: And make out during the scary parts.

Poison: Th-

Poison: The scary parts.

Poison: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.


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3 years ago

"you only like villains because you want to fix them" actually I like them because I want a villain who's absolutely terrifying and ruthless to everyone, except for me, their cute s/o. Get it right 🙄

3 years ago

😔 Fr

it’s the urge to write but also not to write at the same time for me-

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The Secret Himbo

My aesthetic says Goth. But how I act is totally different. I look and sound intimidating as fuck but I'm not unless I need to be. 

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