Vine Legends Just Randomly Popping Up On Tiktok Gets Me Every Time

Lord help my D&D crew

So I joined a bit late to my campaign but it made perfect development!

Galen (My D&D OC) is childhood friends with Estel and he is also actively hitting on Sylve! What else do you expect from a Neutral Chaotic Elven Bard?

OH YEAH!

Galen and the Crew (Bro, Estel, Sylve, and Pembis) go to a bar after getting some interesting items from an all violet store. And Galen sees these people giving him a side eye. Me: Permission to growl at them? DM: I’m sorry? Me: Permission to growl at them. DM: Sure why not, do an intimidation roll. Me: I got rolled a 1... DM: You meow at them.

Everyone is cackling. Anyways, fast forwarding after getting information~

Galen sees the HOT bartender, Lars! Lars wants nothing to do with him. 

HOWEVER

Because Galen is a bard and Sylve wants this man to fuck off, Sylve sets some mood lighting for Galen to serenade Lars to. BUT my bitchass rolls another 1 in Charsima and Lars turned around...and said GTFO. Galen was dragged out by Sylve begging for a second chance.

There may be a second chance...

And a fanfiction.

Bela: Would you rather eat Tiger...

Noir: Never.

Bela: Or a matterbaby.

Noir: The...darlin'...What's a "matter baby"

Bela: Nothing kitten, what's wrong with you?

Noir: 😳

Locker Room Talk Pt.7

Vinca: These heels hurt like a bitch...

Runa: Then why do you wear them?

Helena: I'm thinking it's to make her taller.

Vinca: Didn't ask you.

Helena: You didn't ask the question.

Runa: I did ask the question...

Vinca: *sigh* It's whatever...I just want to be a bit taller.

Helena: Vinca, those are six-inch heels...I would be concerned if your feet didn't hurt.

Vinca: So? Six-inch pumps or not, my feet shouldn't hurt.

Runa: Don't you complain about those heels all of the time?

Vinca: Didn't ask you.

Helena: She does. She chose to complain to us this time.

Vinca: Are you ignoring me?

Runa: No. Just whenever you choose to be an ass we don't respond to you.

*Helena silently chuckles*

Vinca: You know what? I have better things to do.

Runa: Oh? Like Joan?

*Helena snickers as Vinca growls under her breath. Helena grabs her sword*

Helena: I have to train. Tell Joan I said Hi.

Reblog if you're a cuddler.

Hey youuu ^^ you’re really cute😘😁😍

Awww thank you 😋

"You're the only thing I think I got right."

Source

CW: Happy Crying Romantic Daniela

Daniela and you take a stroll around the vineyard at Castle Dimitrescu. She grips your hand firmly. You two were laughing and smiling together while talking about nothing. Daniela then falls quiet.

“Dani?” “You know…You're the only thing I think I got right.”

When you glance at her, you notice tears welling up in her eyes. “Daniela? What's the matter?" She wipes the tears from her eyes and smiles warmly at you. "You are literally the most amazing person on the planet! And I'm happy to call you mine." She kisses your forehead before taking both of your hands in her own.

“You are so gorgeous, and smart, and you’re so fucking hilarious and-”

With a passionate kiss, you cut short her words. When you do this, it catches her by surprise, and you both fall to the ground. As she drapes her arms around your neck, you can feel the pleasant smile on her lips. When you break the kiss, you both speak at the same time, the same sentence leaving your lips.

“I love you.”

I'm sobbing!

Goddesses! Bela's reaction!

The ladies when you’re wearing a tight pair of pants and your ass be POPPIN’

Do with that what you will

Alcina:

Bela:

Cassandra:

Daniela:

Donna:

Sal:

Miranda:

🤣🤣🤣 .. Here you are, dear 🤣

I found this and had to just give it a round of applause.

Locker Room Talk Pt.14

Alex walks in with two cups of coffee, handing one to Lorelei

Alex: Good Morning, Lorelei

They smile softly, at her and she nods in acknowledgment.

Lorelei: Thank you.

Alex: No problem.

Wrath: We aren't playing smash or pass with the girls in the locker room...it's rude.

Onyx: It's an honest opinion! Please?

Lorelei: I agree with Wrath...

Alex: Same here.

A beat of silence passes.

Onyx: Clothes...Clothes! Alex Cyprin! Who are you wearing?

Alex: Excuse me...what?

Onyx: Clothing style? Brand?

Alex: Oh...um...

They look at their clothes

Alex: Clothing?

Onyx: :sigh: Lorelei! Who are you wearing?

Lorelei: You can see what I'm wearing-

Onyx: Yeah...and that's a hot outfit...Damn...Wrath, who are you wearing?

Wrath: Ah...Calvin Klein.

Onyx: At least, you did it correctly! I'm wearing Ava Max by the way.

Onyx twirls making the rest of the group laugh.

For Writers:

Reblog if it’s okay for your followers to leave you an ask telling you what the one thing is they remember you for as a writer.  Is it a scene or a detail or a specific line? Is it something like style or characterization?  Is it that one weird kink they never thought they’d be into, but oh my god wow self-discovery time?