Locker Room Talk Pt.14

Locker Room Talk Pt.14

Alex walks in with two cups of coffee, handing one to Lorelei

Alex: Good Morning, Lorelei

They smile softly, at her and she nods in acknowledgment.

Lorelei: Thank you.

Alex: No problem.

Wrath: We aren't playing smash or pass with the girls in the locker room...it's rude.

Onyx: It's an honest opinion! Please?

Lorelei: I agree with Wrath...

Alex: Same here.

A beat of silence passes.

Onyx: Clothes...Clothes! Alex Cyprin! Who are you wearing?

Alex: Excuse me...what?

Onyx: Clothing style? Brand?

Alex: Oh...um...

They look at their clothes

Alex: Clothing?

Onyx: :sigh: Lorelei! Who are you wearing?

Lorelei: You can see what I'm wearing-

Onyx: Yeah...and that's a hot outfit...Damn...Wrath, who are you wearing?

Wrath: Ah...Calvin Klein.

Onyx: At least, you did it correctly! I'm wearing Ava Max by the way.

Onyx twirls making the rest of the group laugh.

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“I Love You...”

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Love...is not measured in time

Not is it measured in feet or inches.

Not in gallons or cups

Not words.

Love can be many things

Emotions...

Behaviours...

Even beliefs.

But when love took me by the hand and led me to you

Did I snatch my hand away?

Or did I let her show me what I didn't see?

To show me you?

I let her lead me...

Guide me

And now I know that love is not just a word

Or A word at all

It's you

Your smile

How you make me feel

How you make me happy.

I may have got hurt on the way though

And I got through rather slow

But you still waited for me

Even if I have done something terrible

I thought if I opened up

That love will shatter all of my dreams

Shatter what I wanted

Whom I wanted.

You say things like

"Don't pay attention to the world ending

In the morning it'll begin again."

And it makes things better

I gave you the sun

And you gave me the moon and stars

You treated me like I was worth everything

That I can have everything

You are amazing and beautiful, my love

You are passionate and ruthless in the best way

You are loving and lovely

You are mine.

So don't tell me, even on your worst days

That you're selfish

That you're ugly

That you're not good enough

You are selfless and amazing

Beautiful and stunning

inside and out

And you are beyond enough

I feel safe and confident with you

Love is not just a word.

You are amazing.

I love you


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