MC: My Grandpa Has A Nose And My Grandma Has A Nose, Everyone You Know Has A Nose, Nose, Nose!

MC: My grandpa has a nose and my grandma has a nose, everyone you know has a nose, nose, nose!

Hydra: My grandfather’s nose was blown off in the war so that song is a filthy lie.

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3 years ago

The first seven seconds of this song is how I feel.

Edit: The whole song is how I feel.


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3 years ago

Juliette, trying to ask Poison out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Andi: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?


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3 years ago

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it’s the urge to write but also not to write at the same time for me-

3 years ago

Mackenzie: [rings doorbell]

Medusa, from inside: I HAVE A GUN.

Mackenzie, panicked: No, Medusa, it’s Mac!

Medusa, opening the door: Oh...Hello, Mac.


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3 years ago

Prompt #3

Bubbles are seen as portals to another realm. They can be used as a mirror. A window into the future or the past. Bubbles are magic. But they are rare to contain and keep. Pop one, and you dissappear into whatever bubble realm you popped. The thing is…once you are in a bubble…you can’t get out.

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3 years ago

I'm going to cry

I'm Going To Cry

This is my daughter.

I claim her as my daughter.

I will fight you if you ever disrespect my daughter and her gender.

Now onto why I'm going to cry.

Season 5 Episode 5 of AHS.

Liz was talking about how she came to be. And it got to the part when her and Elizabeth were talking that is going to probably make me cry.

Okay so when Liz was in full femme. Dress, Furs, Heels, Elizabeth appeared like the vampire she is and said "I've been watching you." before saying some other things.

Then she said

"You look like a man, you walk like a man but you smell like a woman..."

AND KNOWING HOW ELIZABETH IS. I THINK SHE COULD TELL. It's like she could smell her soul. Like her aura. (I know she said blood)

*continues to watch the episode* *now is in tears*

"Why do you cry love?" "No, you don't lack beauty. You lack commitment." "Let me help you to become who you were born to be." "A goddess."

EXCUSE ME WHILE I SOB IN MY FOLDED CLOTHES PILE

I always wanted this. I always wanted someone to say this to me. Never happened but I'm still waiting. My mother? My father maybe? Someone? Please goddesses bring me someone like this. I don't even need them to be a s/o they just need to be a friend.


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3 years ago

Piama: Ruelle is a homicidal maniac. And you’re not.

MC: Oh, we don’t know that yet. I’m still young!


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3 years ago

What's your type? Me:

Powerful black women


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3 years ago
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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

3 years ago

If you can't beat them...dress better than them.

Vivienne Tang, 2021


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My aesthetic says Goth. But how I act is totally different. I look and sound intimidating as fuck but I'm not unless I need to be. 

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