Sadly That Won't Work

Sadly that won't work

Such a place must be studied on your own, in the darkest hours of night and fandom drama

no other social media platform has lore quite like tumblr’s

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silence for the new attempt to make this dump profitable

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samediankh

3 years ago

(It's Alfred)

reverse harem, but the mc is a cute old lady who loves spoiling the very young and very hot boys to death because she’s never had grandchildren. The guys are all fighting over her because it’s the most genuine love and validation they’ve ever received in their lives and they also lowkey want to be adopted by her.

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batman yes nice alfred pennyworth just yes i'm laughing so hard oh my lungs ph no come on we all know it's him The Ultimate Parent Figure of Batman Comics

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samediankh

2 years ago

Oh well

I guess?

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

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what did you do YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND OH MY GOSH OH NO OH MY nah just kidding i'm a certified monstefucker alright the best legs in town i'm telling you

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samediankh

1 year ago

GIMME ADS

GIMME CRINGE FAIL OF AN AD

WEIRD AND FUN AS ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE ADS

I even follow through w some of them, cause they are too intriguing or ridiculous

I will take some "job in Dubai" ads over these new thingies any moment now

At least they fuel my ever burning existential crisis

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tumblr I mean just tumblr ads who in their right mind would refuse some depression over adds on this hellsite am i right these new tumblr ads are fine actually they provoke me into watching their ad (especially the cat one) but there is no ad there's just “oops it didn't work thank you for your good intentions tho here take your free ad 30 min” and i'm just sad after it's most boring 30 min cause there's no thrill over outrageous ads suddenly coming up i do enjoy a fine thrill in my life now and then good sires

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samediankh

1 year ago

i just feel like “what if the trauma we go through is usually not noble but purposeless and terrible and the things we develop to keep us alive often change us for the worse” is one of the most important realizations you can come to in terms of like. empathizing with your fellow man and yet whenever that theme shows up in fiction so many people are immediately like its either PERFECT VICTIM OR IRREDEEMABLY EVIL. open the door and walk out of the dichotomy

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samediankh

4 years ago

Baby armadillo.

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nice

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samediankh

3 years ago

So. I was re watching all KH openings after getting sucked in the fandom. Again.

I blame KHUX Finale and E3 FF news (hey Luxord, fancy meeting you here).

So basically it's Nomura's fault. Yeah.

ANYWAY

I decided to read what the book in 3D says and

So. I Was Re Watching All KH Openings After Getting Sucked In The Fandom. Again.

...

what

Riku is a 15 year old girl apparently.

WooooW, Nomura you are a gremlin genius, I'll give you that.

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kingdom hearts kh kairi kingdom hearts dream drop distance square enix stop it or is it nomura riku kh 3d Who says if it even safe inside Riku? Tetsuya Nomura Bad bad Nomura no seriously this game series has somehow the worst possible mistakes i don't know if it IS smh worse than the line Riku i'm so sorry they hate you my boi the only one they hate even more is Kairi they just decided to skip over you oh well what's new still really sorry about that you could have been magnificent Bad Bad SE Marvel ate your brain and FF budget apparently

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samediankh

2 years ago

Me, fishing this app out of the trash once a month:

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tumblr who knows but like i suspect that the most of us do exactly the same every week or even every day at least come here every day for one or two ships but i have like hundreds of various ships??? a whole freaking fleet so in the end i too check on them like once a month?? what became of my life honestly

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samediankh

5 months ago