yes i'm a criminal minds fanatic, yes i'm a spencer reid fanatic, yes i love paget brewster. whoop whoop!!!!!!!! i also like brown sweater vests don't attack me
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writing? oh, i’m definitely writing. in my head. during the most inconvenient times. like in the shower or when i’m about to fall asleep. actual typing? no, no, we don’t do that here.
Pt 1
his glasses era should've lasted longer, I will die on that hill forever UAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
and the glasses stay on! ౨ৎ
HOOT HOOT MOTHERFUCKERS, WAKE UP AND GRIND
matthew taking it off
clock it
I hate 2 say it but being a part of a “weird” subculture does not meaningfully inoculate you against a conservative moralizing impulse. You gotta unlearn that. Saying “cringe is dead” is not enough, you have to actually be okay with things that discomfort, perplex and/or disgust you.
like what no you can't tease me like that, no protection no aftercare no nothing ?? jj is going to be fine jemily is endgame, spencer will come back, did I mention jemily is endgame, and everything will be fine
in another universe they're at their wedding, sergio is sitting front row, the minister is spencer, and he's pronouncing them wife and wife
IS THAT JORDAN TODD????? CRIMINAL MINDS X HOUSE MD CROSSOVER??? THE FUCK?
there’s never been a better show than this. actually
He drugs wilson but then gently catches his dropping head to lay it down on the table. Also later in the episode, wilson is seen in his bed without pants and he had been unconscious so it was definitely house who took off his pants and tucked him into bed
5 required assignments unfinished, 0% homework done, depressive episodes endured, 6 episodes of criminal minds watched today and 4 monsters consumed! life's great!
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blog basis: main blog, so all sorts of things will be on here!
what to expect: possible rants, criminal minds posts, multifandom posts, music suggestions, random thoughts, (hopefully) funny posts, art!
format: browns, dark reds, beige, darker browns, black!
shows: house md, criminal minds, friends, dear white people, b99, the queens gambit, gossip girl, cunk on earth!
books: god I haven't read any paperbacks in ages. tvd (pls no judgements), pjo, i'm writing a book!, skulduggery pleasant, ALL JODI PICOULT BOOKS SHE IS INCREDIBLE!
personality: imagine three chipmunks in a trench coat. a lot of them, all of which have chewed lightbulbs and are high on caffeine, unknowing to the outside social world. that is me!
rice purity score: 83...virginity is a social construct!
songs: too many to count but the one i can think of right now would be 'kiss me' by sixpence none the richer!
study field aspirations and ambitions: psychology/criminology. ironic i know!
things i like: spencer reid, trinkets, pinterest, thrifting, gum, headphones/earplugs, music, intellectual conversations, infodumping, rings, did i mention spencer reid...
favourite criminal minds episode: 'the lesson' cliche ik but it creeped me out the most of any episode. that comes first, then the episodes with the twins because what the fuck!
things i do NOT enjoy: having chipped nails, unevenly lined up desks, losing things, joint aches, seasonal depression, dog-eared book pages, sociopaths and loud noises!
philosophy i believe in: multiverse theory, call me crazy but go ask quantum computing over there!
mbti: ENTP fav food: sushi, basic ik but i will never not love sushi!
random fact: octopus have just over 500 million brain neurons, so this makes them incredibly intelligent. they can solve some puzzles and occasionally use human tools as well! spirit animals: an echidna. also the three chipmunks in a trench coat I mentioned before.
brief summary: i like a bunch of stuff and that's all i can compile right now! (i'm cool i promise)
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lyrics:
Two lovers entwined pass me by But Heaven knows, I'm miserable now I was looking for a job and then I found a job And Heaven knows, I'm miserable now
In my life, why do I give valuable time To people who don't care if I live or die?
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house is gay in a “i woke up one day and i realized i like men” way while wilson is gay in a catholic guilt repressed tormented fighting demons denial suffering mentally ill kind of way
"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.
how it feels being new to tumblr:
first post sort of nervy guys i promise i'm not a random 8 year old joining on, i'm just excited to be here 💔
um....anyways..howdy
idk what to do should i make this page fancy and shit? give it a theme and everything??
*Carefully cracks the lid on the jar of ao3 authors, throws some glow sticks in as an offering before asking questions* hey so how many of you were suddenly hit with the urge to write a fanfic the second ao3 went down, or is that just me?
hes adorable
4x02 | 12x12 (some things never change…)
dont hurt me like this pls
12.11 ”Surface Tension”
i love them sm
12.20 Unforgettable
Diana: Pretty soon I won’t even remember you’re my son anymore. I won’t remember loving you. Spencer: Love isn’t a memory. It’s so much more than that.
we are days away from derek morgan returning for the season finale of season 12 as a guest star and it has me screaming in excitement. I cannot wait to see their scenes together for the episode. which had me going back and watch some of my favorite scenes between the two of them. the chemistry between shemar and kirsten is always insanely amazing and just wonderful to watch.
thought I could share my favorite scenes between these two:
Season 3 Episode 9 - “Penelope” (the aftermath when she got shot and he brought her home. the first moment where we hear morgan saying he loves her and vice versa)
Morgan: “Hey, silly girl.”
Garcia: “Hmm?”
Morgan: “I love you. You know that, right?”
Garcia: “I love you, too.”
Season 4 Episode 1 - “Mayhem” (because she’s his God-given solace, that’s it)
Morgan: “Garcia….I’ll tell you what you are to me. You’re my God-given solace. Woman, you promise me one thing - whatever happens…don’t you ever stop talking to me.”
Garcia: “I can’t right now ‘cause I’m mad at you.”
Morgan: “I can wait.”
Season 5 Episode 21 - “Exit Wounds” (when she ran toward a dying victim without hesitation and realizes that the job is starting to change her and she’s scared.)
Morgan: “I’m proud of you, Penelope. Despite everything that happened, you came back….and you got the job done.”
Garcia: “The sight of blood used to make me run away. And two nights ago I ran towards it.”
Morgan: “It means you’re changing into someone stronger than you realize. You cared enough to risk your own life to try and save someone else.
Garcia: “Yeah but…what’s the difference between being strong and being jaded? I’m scared, Derek. I don’t want to lose who I am just so I can do this job.”
Morgan: “We are in one of the most beautiful places on earth. I know you see that, don’t you?”
Garcia: “Yeah.”
Morgan: “Then we have nothing to worry about. It’s who you are, Baby Girl. You see the beauty in everything and everyone no matter where you go. That part of you is never gonna change, and I won’t let it.”
Garcia: “I don’t need you to protect me.”
Morgan: “Tough. I think I’m gonna stay on the job a little while longer.”
Garcia: “Yeah?”
Morgan: “Mm-hmm.”
Garcia: “How much longer?”
Morgan: “Every day of my life.”
Garcia: “I kind of love you, Derek Morgan.”
Morgan: “I kind of love you, Penelope Garcia.”
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look i know garcia is very chatty and can easily get pulled down rabbit trails but i also think she’s the type of person who once she gets really focused on something, she’s just completely unaware of anything else. Like she loses all sense of time, totally forgets to answer anyone’s messages (which definitely hurts morgan’s feelings until he remembers she’s probably sucked into a 4 hour video essay about a game that’s never even been released), and forgets to eat or sleep. so of course morgan makes a routine of checking in on her when she goes off the grid, bringing her snacks or dragging her away from her screens or kissing the top of her head and telling her it’s time to get some sleep.
penelope garcia is much stronger than me bc if derek morgan came up to ME like “hey baby girl” on MY first day, id be fired for taking my clothes off and kissing him right there