House Is Gay In A “i Woke Up One Day And I Realized I Like Men” Way While Wilson Is Gay In A Catholic

Internet vernacular has completely altered what some words and expressions mean to me. Forevermore, I will hear the words "hear me out" will only and exclusively as "before you cast your judgements prematurely, please pause and allow me to explain how and why I should be allowed to fuck this thing".

she's sooo puppy dog eyes here. i wish to pet her.

that was my first fic on tumblr guys don't bully me

*Carefully cracks the lid on the jar of ao3 authors, throws some glow sticks in as an offering before asking questions* hey so how many of you were suddenly hit with the urge to write a fanfic the second ao3 went down, or is that just me?

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

why are frank sinatra's blue orbs staring into my soul so deeply

fuck you tumblr

HOOT HOOT MOTHERFUCKERS, WAKE UP AND GRIND

matthew taking it off