*Carefully Cracks The Lid On The Jar Of Ao3 Authors, Throws Some Glow Sticks In As An Offering Before

penelope garcia is much stronger than me bc if derek morgan came up to ME like “hey baby girl” on MY first day, id be fired for taking my clothes off and kissing him right there

jemily appreciation

in another universe they're at their wedding, sergio is sitting front row, the minister is spencer, and he's pronouncing them wife and wife

just made it to incel tiktok on accident and their latest trend is filming themselves asking random girls if they have a boyfriend and then mocking the girl if she says no, and it really is making me realize how much of this is pure projection. you personally feel entitled to a romantic partner so you assume these women will be equally as crushed by some random guy insulting them for being single.

all the women in the video didn't have a major reaction either, they just looked kind of confused or surprised and went back to talking to their friends like one second later.

also it's funny seeing comments like "finally someone humbled them" humbled them for what??? the crime of not wanting to date you?? again, projection - they assume they got rejected for the reasons they would reject a woman then take offense to it. literally just hitting yourself in the face constantly as an ideology.

clock it

I hate 2 say it but being a part of a “weird” subculture does not meaningfully inoculate you against a conservative moralizing impulse. You gotta unlearn that. Saying “cringe is dead” is not enough, you have to actually be okay with things that discomfort, perplex and/or disgust you.

hes adorable

4x02 | 12x12 (some things never change…)

”pdf file” “unalived” “grape” “corn” what if i killed myself right here right now

god i love losers

the BAU ladies as “things to never say to someone who just came out”:

elle greenaway

penelope garcia

jennifer jareau

emily prentiss

ashley seaver

alex blake

kate callahan

tara lewis

bonus:

erin strauss

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.