Tim: I'm Gonna Mix A Can Of Red Bull With Seventeen Shots Of Espresso In A Fishbowl And Then Chug It

Here is Sniper and Medic from my one-shot series on Ao3. I'm kinda posting this as an apology, I won't be getting out the Halloween chapter in time. Work is a pain in the ass.

Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I've got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is

Vanessa: this is my boyfriend Wade

Vanessa: and this is Wade’s boyfriend Logan

Vanessa: and this is Logan’s boyfriend Scott

Vanessa: and this is Scott’s wife Jean

they’re both stubborn idiots

I’m gonna take the spoon and stab God

Truce meeting

Villian: So where are you taking us for our 'truce meeting'

Hero: see the nice Italian place over there? I know it's quite fancy but I've wanted to try it for a while now!

Villian: umm .. I.. I'm not sure ..

Hero: what why? I thought you'd like Italian?

Villian : yes! Who doesn't?? But you do realise how this must look like to an outsider right? Two people, who hated each other guts and now are suddenly dining at a fancy restaurant? You must know this looks like were dating , right? I .. I dont want to make this more uncomfortable or weirder than it already is.

Hero: I don't really care what others think. And also, I know we've been civil with each other for only a hot minute but even I can see, that anyone would be lucky to have someone like you as their partner. So let's go!

Villian: *dazed, confused, falling harder than they already have*

Who tf plays lame edm at 1:30 am on a Wednesday??

Like these walls are made of paper.

MIDNIGHT MASS Episode 3 - "Book III: Proverbs"