They’re Both Stubborn Idiots

why the fuck do my carrots taste like paint?

tf

Once Upon A Witchlight/Curse of Strahdanya Crossover Theory

I've recently got into the Shepnax fandom thanks to some Coalecroux posts and suddenly my brain noticed that there were a lot of similarities Kremy shared with Sarnax and Gideon shared with Silas.

Then my brain came up with this theory:

What if Kremy is Sarnax's reincarnation while Gideon is Silas' reincarnation?

They do seem to be drawn to each other and you cannot tell me the series of events in episode 15 of OUAW wasn't someone pulling the strings of fate to make sure those two got married.

My money is on Gherix being said someone but who can say,

Plus it would make everyone at the OUAW table pretty much shipping Coalecroux even more funny.

Reblog and put in the tags how you would die if your URL predicted your death

"wrathful lamb" look at those eyes and curls Hannibal knew what he was talking about

Yall plz read if you're from tik tok

to those of you who are moving here from tiktok, from someone whos used both tiktok and tumbr for years...

1. DO NOT censor your posts

dont censor sex, abuse, suicide, dont censor it. we dont have censors like tiktok does, you wont be banned for talking about these things and tagging them properly helps people avoid them (also, we dont have shadowbanning here)

2. we dont really have an algorithm

you follow who you follow, and you see posts from who you follow or what you search. the 'for you page' is basically useless here. this also brings me to my next two points

3. dont crosstag

we get it, on tiktok you have to crosstag for reach, but thats not really a thing here. just tag your posts properly (also posters often leave more info about the post in the tags!! and when you reblog stuff you can leave your own notes in the tags, kind of like the old "repost comments" on tiktok)

4. dont expect to go viral/be famous

"viral" isnt really a thing on here (at least not for the average blogger). your posts will probably get 2-10 likes and you wont get nearly as many followers than on tiktok. thats just how tumblr is

5. blocking is your best friend

tiktok is VERY discussion based, and while tumblr is much more discussion based than other social medias, its still not a good place for ragebait/discourse. dont interact, itll make your experience worse in the end, just block and move on

6. you cant go into someone elses house and start rearranging their furniture

this is tumblr, not tiktok. dont diss old tumblr users for how they use the site or try to change them, thats like going into someone elses house and trying to rearrange their furniture. we've been here longer and we're familiar with the site and its culture, either find your niche, adapt, or find a different app

"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.

"Listen to your heart, burn it all."

- The child to their father that was just at my store

random again.