Here Is Sniper And Medic From My One-shot Series On Ao3. I'm Kinda Posting This As An Apology, I Won't

Y'all I need this

Ok I have an idea for a fanfic but I’m never going to write it because I regularly abandon projects and I have exams soon, so I’m just going to post the idea here:

SO the fic is done in the style of one of those family comedies where the parents of a dysfunctional family invite their now adult children to like a lakehouse for a family holiday to try and reconnect or some shit. (I think this is just because I watched this is where i leave you recently…)

Han decides from literally day one that he can’t deal with everyone and just fucks off to fish with Chewie, the family dog. He probably leaves at like the ass crack of dawn to get the good fish?? idk anything about fishing???

Ben totally just rocked up with Hux, his boyfriend of like 4 years, who no one knew anything about.

Ben decides to show Hux around the lakehouse but ends up tripping over his untied shoelaces after Hux shoved him and breaks his wrist. This results in the ENTIRE family turning up to the hospital which turns into an absolute shit show. (”how did this happen?” “well doc, turns out the love of my life is a massive asshole and he pushed me down a hill” “actually, he’s an absolute child who can’t tie his fucking shoelaces”) (”oh look at that, the doctor said they have to amputate your hand, hope you weren’t attached to it” - Rey, probably) Rey posts the whole thing (including the video of Ben tripping) on tiktok 

Ben wacks people with his cast like the child he is

Rey and Ben are cousins but grew up together so have the whole sibling rivalry thing going on

Luke is definitely the most chill, but like to the point it pisses Leia off, like Han catches himself on fire using the bbq but Luke doesn’t even notice because he’s too busy meditating by the lake

Finn and Poe are there because they pretty much grew up in the Solo-Organa household

Finn and Poe’s whole storyline revolves around them pining for each other but neither of them admitting they’re in love with the other. Everyone else can see it though, to the point that they started making bets

Leia gets fed up with everyone so just ends up baking to unite everyone through food but ends up getting so sick of Ben’s shit that she throws a whole ass pie at his head. This is just inspired by my own extended family and that one video I saw of an Italian woman throwing a whole uncooked pizza at her son

Ben and Hux 100% have a massive fight and Hux runs off to the nearby town and Ben has to go around asking if anyone has seen an angry ginger asshole. They reconcile and have a touching™ moment, which is ruined when Ben admits he threw Hux’s suitcase in the lake and they go back to normal. Hux has to wear Ben’s clothes for the rest of the trip

The holiday ends when the lakehouse burns to the ground. No one knows who did it. It was Leia. 

So, I was just in my closet looking for a different shirt to change into. My door was open and my mom walked passed and asked what was going. I begin to tell her that I'm looking for a shirt, but be for I finish she says "coming out of the closet?"

Goddamnit, my mother has dad joked me.

finding out there's a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING

look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth

”you can just make an oc” you dont understand anything. the character needs to mutate naturally until unrecognizable. like all evolutionary processes it takes time. you can’t force it or it doesn’t take. you must endure weird ooc thematically discordant versions of a guy until they bud off into beautiful new life. have patience

reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay

hey man, twenty bucks is twenty bucks  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i am not sorry for this bad joke

Made this in 30 minutes while playing dnd.

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crabonated beverage?

“I’m telling you, she stole my heart, man.” “That’s awful, man. Breakups are hard.” “No, dude, she literally stole my heart.”