I Need Every Human Being On Earth To Love Me

well i think breaking someone's legs to keep them in your basement is very romantic

not 2 be corny but. sometimes i think my purpose on this earth is to love people, make them laugh, be kind and share joy. that feels like enough to me sometimes

I’d love to relax but it’s just not realistic

do you want to play substance abuse with me after work

well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

hey bro can i open up ur rib cage and rummage around in there until im up to my elbows in blood and then hold ur heart in my hands? no bro i promise it wont look gay i swear.

a gun holster is more or less functionally the same as lingerie

Ask me how you can switch from short king to tall king with nothing but a hex wrench.

Limb Loss Boss

It's hard to get close to me because of my big knife