A Gun Holster Is More Or Less Functionally The Same As Lingerie

"i can fix him" ok well i can make him scared of me and hard

please be nice to me unless youre being mean in a hot way

i don't know if im alive or real anymore or if i ever was do yuo think you could cut a hole in me and stick your hand inside to check

“Do you know that one day I'll kill you? I won't do it because I'm no longer in love with you, or because I'm jealous, but—I'll just kill you for no better reason that I sometimes long to devour you.”

— Fyodor Dostoevsky, from “The Gambler.”

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

mreow. meow. hey. mreow. hey. hey. mmeow. hey. dude fucking look at me. hey. mmmeow

you know what? fuck you *falls asleep tenderly in your arms*

im sorry i said i wanted to kill you i was horny