"You're Losing Blood" No I Know Exactly Where It Is. The Floor. Don't Ever Underestimate Me.

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

Not allowed to smoke with people anymore cause I Everytime I pass the joint the second it touches the next person's lips I go "uwah! An indirect kiss" and reach for the hilt of my dagger of ceremonial flame

I'm not a hater but so much shit is stupid

in 2025 we need more character dynamics that are HR violations

just heard theyre going to kill me repeatedly until i do better. classic!

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

(trying to flirt) can i be your problem

why must the guard dog characters unquestioning devotion to their master be born from trust or some shit cant they be manipulated into it. raised into it. brainwashed even

please don’t fuck my dad

At the end of the day it’s up to him