I’d Love To Relax But It’s Just Not Realistic

dont unfollow. youre pregnant and it’s mine

“why’s he always covered in blood” he needs enrichment. What’s not clicking

It should be acceptable to scratch under the chin of a man with stubble not unlike that of how you'd scratch a cat's chin.

they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now

mreow. meow. hey. mreow. hey. hey. mmeow. hey. dude fucking look at me. hey. mmmeow

“are you ok?” no but I’m funny

“Do you know that one day I'll kill you? I won't do it because I'm no longer in love with you, or because I'm jealous, but—I'll just kill you for no better reason that I sometimes long to devour you.”

— Fyodor Dostoevsky, from “The Gambler.”

*getting my dick sucked* how useless and moronic this world is. Barbarity and pestilence have overtaken the world

*sucking someone's dick* glug glug shluuurp glug ahh smooch glug glug

honestly i have to kinda disagree with that post thats like “being knightcore doesnt mean pro monarchy just swear ur undying loyalty to ur bff or ur crush or smth”

no. thats not what makes it sexy. either grapple with your beloved master’s role as a symbol of the state or choose to ignore it entirely and remain their loyal hound to whatever end, uncaring of the structures of power which you serve. become naught but a blade, the burden of your choices left to settle in the hand that wields you. it’s not about being besties forever it’s about OWNERSHIP and DUBIOUS MORALITY and FRANKLY QUESTIONABLE POWER DIFFERENTIALS

please don’t fuck my dad

At the end of the day it’s up to him