Dont Unfollow. Youre Pregnant And It’s Mine

i called up the jerk store and asked if they had you in stock. They said they actually have way too many of you because nobody wants to buy you. You may think this is a compliment or a silly little reversal, but you would be wrong. The man on the phone explained that despite your significant overstocking at the jerk store, nobody wants to buy you because you are simply too much of a jerk. You are too much of a jerk for the jerk store. That is the point of my annecdote. Anyway, the divorce hearing is on Thursday at 4:45. Yeah in the morning.

Hint

"their relationship is strictly platonic" "they're so in love" well, more importantly, they are fucking weird and abnormal about each other in an undeniable way

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

Seina Sagiri and Tooma Ozuki in "Nijinsky -The miraculous god of dance-" (2011)

Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

lovely character. i need him to finally break down sobbing clutching his chest like it'll stop the pain crumpling to the floor begging God to either help him or let him die

dont be afraid to be a cunt ... its the only thing we have left ...

I'm not a hater but so much shit is stupid