"their Relationship Is Strictly Platonic" "they're So In Love" Well, More Importantly, They Are Fucking

yes im trying to kill you LOL stop being so immature about it

i need every human being on earth to love me

are you loud in bed?

you could say that

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

please don’t fuck my dad

At the end of the day it’s up to him

*stares at u w big scared eyes like a wild animal*

sorry i was passionate & intense & insane. it will happen again

please will someone save me. haha im just kidding. please can i be saved

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion