“whatever The Fuck These Two Characters Had Going On” Is A Vastly Underrated Character Dynamic

mreow. meow. hey. mreow. hey. hey. mmeow. hey. dude fucking look at me. hey. mmmeow

only 5 seconds

Hey can we have sex (no penetration, no oral, I just beat you up)

do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot

t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

It should be acceptable to scratch under the chin of a man with stubble not unlike that of how you'd scratch a cat's chin.

Masculine and feminine are over. Its just The Urge now. The desire. The torment.

they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now