Hate When People Are Like "trust Your Gut! Listen To Your Intuition!" Like Okay Well My Gut Is Telling

“match my freak” how about you match my poetic misery instead

“are you ok?” no but I’m funny

t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’

fifth grader's report card with straight As and at the bottom the teacher wrote "extremely violent and dangerous young man"

not 2 be corny but. sometimes i think my purpose on this earth is to love people, make them laugh, be kind and share joy. that feels like enough to me sometimes

me and the bad bitch i pulled by breaking them out of a maximum security prison facility

i’ve fucked guys i should’ve shot in the head

"will you match my freak" no. i'm freakier than you. this is a competition and i'm winning

The legendary Cynthia Khan 🥰🔥👊

you guys are always on this website like wow this guy would look so good covered in blood. what about ME. wouldn’t I look good covered in blood. don’t you love me