I’ve Fucked Guys I Should’ve Shot In The Head

starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

I am evil & hot & unkillable

puppy want a treat?

puppy want a fucking break from it all

god complex? i actually find it quite simple: im better than them

im sorry i said i wanted to kill you i was horny

just found out i've been abandoned by god which means he's not watching anything i do anymore. you should come over.

dude your goth gf just fuckign bit me

When the unerringly loyal right-hand men are referred to as dogs in the canon text

lovely character. i need him to finally break down sobbing clutching his chest like it'll stop the pain crumpling to the floor begging God to either help him or let him die

"i can fix him" ok well i can make him scared of me and hard