Sad0mori - Dead Dove Do Not Eat

i’ve fucked guys i should’ve shot in the head

everybody on this bus is ignoring me even though im so cutely struggling to stand and slipping repeatedly in a puddle of my own blood

two guys who sleep in each other’s arms at night because they’re both afraid the other will try kill them in their sleep

“youre obsessed with yourself” and youre not??? sad. tragic.

Hint

you know what? fuck you *falls asleep tenderly in your arms*

fifth grader's report card with straight As and at the bottom the teacher wrote "extremely violent and dangerous young man"

i called up the jerk store and asked if they had you in stock. They said they actually have way too many of you because nobody wants to buy you. You may think this is a compliment or a silly little reversal, but you would be wrong. The man on the phone explained that despite your significant overstocking at the jerk store, nobody wants to buy you because you are simply too much of a jerk. You are too much of a jerk for the jerk store. That is the point of my annecdote. Anyway, the divorce hearing is on Thursday at 4:45. Yeah in the morning.

i can be so normal about knights. come closer