Everybody On This Bus Is Ignoring Me Even Though Im So Cutely Struggling To Stand And Slipping Repeatedly

You’re telling me this plot has a hole? Is it tight?

in 2025 we need more character dynamics that are HR violations

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

puppy want a treat?

puppy want a fucking break from it all

Hint

god complex? i actually find it quite simple: im better than them

"their relationship is strictly platonic" "they're so in love" well, more importantly, they are fucking weird and abnormal about each other in an undeniable way

i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you. man to man i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you right now