The Last Guy's Blood Didn't Splatter Across My Face And Shirt Sexily Or Aesthetically Enough So I Have

puppy want a treat?

puppy want a fucking break from it all

WHAT is wrong with you. It is so attractive

"I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy" nah fuck that I would. Actually if I could choose to have any superpower, I'd want the power to make people feel whatever I've felt at any point of my life, at my choice. Someone mildly inconveniences me, I'm letting them have 30 minutes of being five years old and trying to learn how to cry silently because you know nobody's coming to help you and if someone hears you, they're coming to make it worse. Fuck you and your eyebrows.

bro we have to shotgun the weed. its not gay its just financially smart to do it. we get twice the value out of weed. come on just kiss me

this hit me like a truck

i’ve fucked guys i should’ve shot in the head

sorry i can't shut the fuck up do you still wanna fuck me

do you want to play substance abuse with me after work

everybody on this bus is ignoring me even though im so cutely struggling to stand and slipping repeatedly in a puddle of my own blood