Song writing is googling words bcuz you loosely know the definition but don’t wanna use it wrong and look like a dumbass.
Am I actually a full mule deer or just a mule deer satyr??
Only ever had shifts of back legs, tail, ears and antlers. Never a snout or front legs (unusual, snout shifts are common for all my types)
Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!
Then tag Tumblr friends to keep the game going!
what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore
Being nonhuman is so not serious. Why is a doggy watching south park?
To be loved is to be changed
Happy almost 14th birthday, you spoiled round ball of love.
I need someone to cuddle and watch Arcane with me, my bsfs busy and I need enrichment. I’m like a dog. You can’t leave me alone too long or I start eating couches.
Finally making a DNI
-anti-physical nonhuman
-anti-kin
-homophobes
-transphobes
-racists
-anti-endo
Basically anyone who hates anyone without a valid reason. You will be blocked. No more time is going to be spent on idiots like this <3
I keep seeing these so I’m gonna do one bcuz yeah !
-start T for fur and deeper vocals (also will help with gender dysphoria)
-I need to grow my hair out like a shaggy dog
-paw pad tattoos on my hands
-snake bites to feel like fangs (I’m lowkey questioning if I’m a vampirekin atp)
-septum because I saw a pic of a dog in dog fighting having it once and I think it looks cool (NOT PROMOTING DOG FIGHTING OR PIERCING DOGS)
-thetadelta tattoo on my arm
-stop picking my nails so I can grow out my claws
-wear my gear more often, might even commission someone to make bloodhound ears and tail but thats expensive
-integrate vocals into my normal speech
-howl at the moon with friends (and then the sun comes crashing in? Woah oh oh oh oh?)
-actually tell people I’m a dog on a serious level rather than joking about it and assume they take it seriously
-get an outdoorsy job (forest ranger?)
-live in an van/rv/bus where I just have to find a place to shower in nature. Theres no way I could just go to a friends shower or get a gym membership, no way!
-maybe a little cottage in the woods (never gonna happen I need to lower my standards for my life)
-actually do quads
-if I do end up in an apartment with an office job my house and my space in the office better be decorated tf out with all the taxidermy, and also handmade blankets and pillows on every couch