Does Kurama’s Mother Ever, Like, Worry About Him,

some guys reading naruto

Do your best, Alba. 

It was fun.

(The rest is under the readmore!)

HARLEY QUINN and POISON IVY in DARK KNIGHTS OF STEEL (2021—) #5

i dont want to get out of bed to draw this but i gotta write it:

Aki: I’m going on a…… date

Power and Denji: Ew a date? who would date you? is it a boy? Are you gay?

Denji: If you’re dating girl she should dump you and date me. But its probably a boy cause you’re gay

Power: Yeah you’re a [wildly offensive 90s gay slur]!

Denji and Aki: That’s so fucked up. Power what’s wrong with you? That’s so offensive.

Power: [cries and throws a fit and flushes all the vegetables in the house down the toilet]

Aki: [has to reschedule his date because thats the only time the plumber can come over]

and one night shi qingxuan takes one of that bitter spiritual power candies and lies in bed… he doesn’t utter in his mind that password he and the earth master had chosen together out of a book of poetry for his private communication array because he thinks it will work, he utters it because if he knows it will not work… but it works

there is only silence on both sides, but the connection is open… if he speaks, black water will hear it… if black water speaks, he will hear it…

neither speaks, both know… both lie in their bed, on their back, rigid as sticks… the minutes pass

why doesn’t he kick me out of his communication array? shi qingxuan thinks

why did he reach for me? he xuan thinks

they are hopeful and they are terrified

an hour passes and it’s almost as if they were lying next to each other… and they know how it feels to lie next to each other

doesn’t he hate me? does he still care about me?

their hearts are agitated by a myriad of question

the hours pass and eventually shi qingxuan’s spiritual energy terminates… the exhaustion puts him to sleep, the shock keeps he xuan awake

Storm Bringer deleted scene

I know Juno Steel technically already has a videogame, but I’m just thinking… RPG side scroller pixelated Juno steel game that goes along with the main story of the podcast. Hear me out.

each episode is a different level while the seasons are “parts.” Each season has a different gameplay dynamic- especially season 3, as in each chapter, you play a different character. It plays like any other fighting game, except for the impact that different characters can have on eachother.

for example:

-Rita and Peter are Juno’s support characters, and can give him health if need be, although Peter has the ability to non-lethally deplete Juno’s health at tense points in their relationship (for example, last episode)

-Vespa is a main healer, but only for after boss fights. During fights, the only person who she is willing to support and give health is Buddy

-Rita and Jet have a variety of combo moves together- alternatively, Rita’s presence is instrumental for Jet’s high-damage attacks

-Jet and the Ruby 7 are ridiculously powerful together, but the Ruby 7 occasionally drains Jet’s health if no one else is fighting with them

-Juno’s objective during several parts of season 2 is to protect Ramses. During these missions, Ramses offers a “second chance” (if Juno runs out of HP, Ramses revives him without having to start the level over) but afterwards Juno’s move set is significantly altered and restricted for the rest of the level

And so on and so on, with whatever effects the characters have on eachother demonstrating their relationship at the time

It would be a half puzzle half fighting game I think… especially given that Juno is primarily a detective. also, I think it’d be cool if there were “special levels”- such as The Next Page, where you primarily play as Peter and Slip, or The Monster’s Reflection, where you’re forced to work against the clock whilst solving Juno’s internal crisis with Benzaiten.

additional notes:

-Rita carries a ton of items, and when you ask her for one, they’re randomly generated. Some of the time they’re useful, most of the time they’re not. -Playing as Rita, you have the ability to hack into computers and open password protected doors with ease. Playing as Juno, you have to call on Rita, in which a long lengthy gag ensues

-During Man In Glass, as you run around the level as Peter, you have to furiously play a mini game where you squash down Peter’s thoughts about Juno every time you see him and file them away for future consideration. It’s very tiring, and very annoying, but at some point you get the chance to stop doing that

-Buddy is kind of like a very helpful narrator- “Juno, there’s 4 guards on the other side of the door” or “Juno, Nova loves attention” in order to help you make dialouge or action choices that help you fufill the level’s needs

-During season 1, Juno’s main weapon is his gun, and the accuracy doesn’t need to be worried about. However, during season 3 and beyond, it’s accuracy resets and become much less reliable, and you have to play a mini game of shooting practice with buddy in order to get that accuracy back up

-You can TOTALLY choose Juno and Peter’s outfits, as well as Rita’s

PLEASE DO FALLING ASLEEP TO THE OTHER'S HEARTBEAT- I'VE HAD THIS IDEA OF CHUUYA FALLING ASLEEP TO DAZAI'S HEARTBEAT, AND HE'S MANIPULATING IT TO BE CALMING FOR SO LONG-

ahem, sorry for the yelling - goblin anon

YESS this works so well with Dazai’s whole controlling his heartbeat thing you’re right!!

I do agree that it is generally not ok to expose people to graphic/traumatizing images without their consent

but damn it. if you are still willingly supporting an industry where standard practice in the treatment of sentient beings is so cruel, and the consequences for humans and the planet so terrible that you cannot even watch a few seconds of footage without getting traumatized….then you are one massive hypocrite