Tim Sharing Characterizations As A Raccoon Is So Fucking Cute You Telling Me This Kid Didn't End Up In

i know the CEO tim thing isn't real in canon but it's so fucking funny to me to think about lex luthor showing up to WE all like "time to meet up with brucie wayne" and instead he meets the worlds most unhinged 17 year old.

Tim's type is "don't take shit from nobody" but then he gives them nothing to work with but shit

Tim: Why are any of us here, really?

Jason, in his safehouse, at 3 am: I'm asking about you, specifically.

Mrs Ghafa: when did you realized you were ready to be a parent?

Kaz: well, not to brag but the queen herself inspired me

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Zoya: YOU ARE A SICK MAN! NO,SERIOUSLY? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! YOU KNOW I SHOULD HAVE YOU EXECUTED FOR THIS? WHAT PART OF YOUR SICK BRAIN MADE YOU THINK IT WAS OKAY TRYING TO TRICK ME INTO GIVING YOU FULL CUSTODY OF MY CHILD?…

Kaz : she said “i love you uncle Kaz”

Zoya: YOU-ARE-NOT-HER-UNCLE, AND IF YOU WANT A CHILD SO BAD YOU SHOULD GO AND HAVE YOUR OWN AND LEAVE MINE!

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Kaz: she told me that i totally should be a father

Inej: well…not a lie ,technically

what if instead of tuffnut its hiccup who gets the bite in bad moon rising

everyone except hiccup is convinced he's a lycanwing except the twins who have decided that the reason he hasnt changed is because he was always a lycanwing

the rumour spreads everywhere like viggo meats hiccup in maces and talons and his introduction is "ah so i finally get to meat the half dragon, befkre i heard of u i always thought the lycan wing was a myth"

heather comes back and her first question is "do i have to worry about hiccup going full feral dragon in the night?"

hiccup has no idea who actually belives it and who's just fucking with him

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Kusuo is essentially a hissing and biting feral cat Nendo caught and took to the vet and his friends are all trying to give him necessary vaccines so he can live healthily (friendship, love, affection, safety, etc.)

Leverage 1x4 - "The Miracle Job"

“why are they forcing diversity on percy jackson”

bitch where were you in 2010?

Still very proud of him today 🥹