Still Very Proud Of Him Today 🥹

I have to be honest. As much as I love making fun of Bruce and Tim, I think that they’re more talented than fanon makes them out to be.

Like, the point of Batman as a character is that he’s unrealistic. It would be a very boring story if they made it realistic. Yeah, realistically, he’s not prepared for everything, but this isn’t realistic! This is a silly comic series about a man who has sent a box of live bats to another human being more than once!

I want that unrealism! I want Bruce to be able to get out impossible situations because he saw them coming! I want his convoluted, dumbass plans to work flawlessly! I want his plan to “fail” only for him to wink at the camera, revealing that failing was also in the plan!!

Batman is such a comforting character! I’m always “How’s he gonna get outta this one” instead of “Can he get outta this one” and it’s very nice!

He’s lame, he’s cringe, he’s the worst, he’s the dumbest man alive, but Bruce Wayne is never surprised and that brings me a great amount of comfort and joy.

Tim is the same way. I don’t want to think about a realistic fifteen-year-old being Robin, I want to think about the unrealistic ability Tim has to be completely unnoticed even by those with super-hearing. I want Tim to inexplicably think of every possibility and have a million contingencies, and while Tim does get surprised, he’s the most adaptable person on the planet, he can remake his plan in milliseconds!

I don’t want to think about Tim or Bruce failing or whatever. I want Tim and Bruce to inexplicably be all-knowing. Batman has managed to beat up Superman more than once, Robin xan inexplicably punch like a bullet through fucking water, and they both are billionaires with souls, do you really think I’m reading these comics for realism?

pov you just tried to express an opinion in a wayne party. youre a super

it’s very Annabeth to be stabbing something in our first real look at her

Just some tartarus memes inspired by my reread <3

guys help diseased has developed a tim drake addiction and i fear it’s chronic i think he’s gonna go sceptic soon

I love them <33

"Mizu is overpowered Mizu is overpowered" DID Y'ALL NOT SEE HER TRAIN RELENTLESSLY AND REPEATEDLY GET HER ASS BEAT AS A KID?? Bitch learned a lesson every time she got her ass beat, and came back out a better fighter because of it. Homegirl trains literally every spare second she has. Overpowered my ass.