Mrs Ghafa: When Did You Realized You Were Ready To Be A Parent?

Imagine... just picture it.

In an alternate universe, where everything is almost same except for Alina is not the only sun summoner. As she looses her powers, somewhere in a horrible place called Kerch a 17 year old grumpy boy discovered that he can summon the freaking sun. And his bestfriend, the gun boi, mentors him as grumpy boy learns how to control his power. He feels this as a bonus to show his crush, pretty knife girl, that he is literally a saint.

Omfggg Imma die now.

Does Batman have special training to knock out that urge to correct someone when they say incorrect stuff?

The Bats are paranoid and keep secrets. They can keep a secret identity and avoid people's questions. When the person outright believes something wrong, though? That's when it gets tricky. Is there just a few months of training where Bruce claims incorrect things about the Robin and they have to not correct him? He'll just randomly state it midpatrol to try to catch them off guard while they struggle.

Possible phrases Bruce has used.

Dick- "You're an excellent acrobat, but you couldn't land a quadruple backflip on the first try."

Jason - "Jane Austen isn't your favorite writer, right?"

Tim - "Zesti sucks."

Steph - "You don't know how to play piano."

Damian - "Animals suck."

Duke - "You tend to follow the law."

I love the idea of inej taking over kaz's office while he's away. Someone comes up and knocks on the door, already bricking it because they're about to come face to face with dirtyhands bastard of the barrel, but then they open the door and there's this small, shadow cloaked shape twirling a knife at the table and looking at them with glinting eyes and they're like holy shit this is even worse what saints help me

the way that luke gave annabeth the dagger and taught her to fight, while percy offered her the sword so he could fight in her place... something something annabeth being taught to be a weapon something something annabeth being taught she doesn't have to be, being taught she is worth being defended

I feel like during that short period when Damian had powers from his resurrection he should have constantly scared Tim with it.

Annabeth is the stort of person who will solve equations that have stumped mathemeticians for years in her mind while getting ready in the morning and not realize that her shirt is on backwards and her shoes are on the wrong feet.

Percy is the sort of person who will be caught in a harrowing three-way battle where if he makes one wrong move he'll be impaled, and the only thing in his brain is nyan cat running on a loop, like a tumbleweed in the desert

...they were made for each other.

Still very proud of him today 🥹

Jason: You're such a virgin

Tim: I'm not a virgin.

Conner: He's not a virgin.

Jason:.. why would you know that?

Tim: because he's my best friend!

Tim:

Tim: Also, I slept with him.

me and my fuckass son who beams words into my head