Achilles: *after Being Asked Why He Did All Of That™️ After The Death Of Patroclus* Oh I’m Sorry

Kon: Tim...remember your principles...

Tim: I don't have principles, Batman has principles, and I follow them because I have daddy issues.

Kon: Then, remember Batman's principles..?

Tim: Man, fuck Batman!

Argh, Megumi you weirdo, why are you taking pictures of air conditioning?????

tim: bruce says I can categorise the rogues via colour only after I get emotionally traumatised by him again but he also said that I have to write an essay on why crime fighting is good with references and reliable sources im so excited!

bart: max told me I'm grounded for half an hour I hope I fucking die

Saiki 🤷

There’s really nothing else to it. I redrew screencaps of Saiki Kusuo 🕺🕺.

I also posted this on my Instagram @/fffxelier so go over there if you want 🧍‍♀️.

Imagine... just picture it.

In an alternate universe, where everything is almost same except for Alina is not the only sun summoner. As she looses her powers, somewhere in a horrible place called Kerch a 17 year old grumpy boy discovered that he can summon the freaking sun. And his bestfriend, the gun boi, mentors him as grumpy boy learns how to control his power. He feels this as a bonus to show his crush, pretty knife girl, that he is literally a saint.

Omfggg Imma die now.

tim: batman keeps putting me in various saw traps as a training tactic and i guess it’s working because i can pick locks pretty good but the nightmares have gotten so bad i started sleep walking and sometimes i wake up in the middle of a field with no recollection of how i got there

bart: roy said i can’t babysit lian anymore because last time i taught her the chemical compounds of arsenic and he didn’t think it was very funny

Tim Drake: You’re so tall, Jason. What can you see up there?

Jason Todd: Everyone’s flaws.

meeting up

I have to be honest. As much as I love making fun of Bruce and Tim, I think that they’re more talented than fanon makes them out to be.

Like, the point of Batman as a character is that he’s unrealistic. It would be a very boring story if they made it realistic. Yeah, realistically, he’s not prepared for everything, but this isn’t realistic! This is a silly comic series about a man who has sent a box of live bats to another human being more than once!

I want that unrealism! I want Bruce to be able to get out impossible situations because he saw them coming! I want his convoluted, dumbass plans to work flawlessly! I want his plan to “fail” only for him to wink at the camera, revealing that failing was also in the plan!!

Batman is such a comforting character! I’m always “How’s he gonna get outta this one” instead of “Can he get outta this one” and it’s very nice!

He’s lame, he’s cringe, he’s the worst, he’s the dumbest man alive, but Bruce Wayne is never surprised and that brings me a great amount of comfort and joy.

Tim is the same way. I don’t want to think about a realistic fifteen-year-old being Robin, I want to think about the unrealistic ability Tim has to be completely unnoticed even by those with super-hearing. I want Tim to inexplicably think of every possibility and have a million contingencies, and while Tim does get surprised, he’s the most adaptable person on the planet, he can remake his plan in milliseconds!

I don’t want to think about Tim or Bruce failing or whatever. I want Tim and Bruce to inexplicably be all-knowing. Batman has managed to beat up Superman more than once, Robin xan inexplicably punch like a bullet through fucking water, and they both are billionaires with souls, do you really think I’m reading these comics for realism?

Imagine if Tim was like 'I'm over this'. Over the lack of trust, over the pushing things under the rug, over being put as a last priority, right?

So he just leaves, thinking no one will care to look for him. Let's his besties know, because he does not need them destroying the world trying to find him.

He goes and thinks he's going to end up being a nobody. Realistically, we all know he is going to end up in some other nonsense (meets Dr who, The Winchesters, or even Hannibal idk but that boy can't do normal civilian)

Cut to everyone trying to find him, thinking Ra's took him until he shows up looking for him too.

And young justice being no help what's so ever. "Where is Tim!?" "Idk what you are talking about he's over there" Cassie points at Kon in a 'I'm tim drake' shirts who is flipping them off.

Meanwhile they have a way to contact Tim and are trying not to run to him every night when he tells them about "all the fun he's having" (his fun is surviving another day)

*idk this makes no sense, but I wanted to write it. :D