tim: batman keeps putting me in various saw traps as a training tactic and i guess it’s working because i can pick locks pretty good but the nightmares have gotten so bad i started sleep walking and sometimes i wake up in the middle of a field with no recollection of how i got there
bart: roy said i can’t babysit lian anymore because last time i taught her the chemical compounds of arsenic and he didn’t think it was very funny
I made a comic out of a classic two sentence horror story
Assemblywoman Park: You are not good enough for my daughter, and I don't want you around her. END. OF. STORY.
Su-hyeok: [standing at her front porch with a guitar, singing] So why don’t you give me one more-
Assemblywoman Park: [slams door in his face]
Kusuo is essentially a hissing and biting feral cat Nendo caught and took to the vet and his friends are all trying to give him necessary vaccines so he can live healthily (friendship, love, affection, safety, etc.)
Imagine if Tim was like 'I'm over this'. Over the lack of trust, over the pushing things under the rug, over being put as a last priority, right?
So he just leaves, thinking no one will care to look for him. Let's his besties know, because he does not need them destroying the world trying to find him.
He goes and thinks he's going to end up being a nobody. Realistically, we all know he is going to end up in some other nonsense (meets Dr who, The Winchesters, or even Hannibal idk but that boy can't do normal civilian)
Cut to everyone trying to find him, thinking Ra's took him until he shows up looking for him too.
And young justice being no help what's so ever. "Where is Tim!?" "Idk what you are talking about he's over there" Cassie points at Kon in a 'I'm tim drake' shirts who is flipping them off.
Meanwhile they have a way to contact Tim and are trying not to run to him every night when he tells them about "all the fun he's having" (his fun is surviving another day)
*idk this makes no sense, but I wanted to write it. :D
Dick: Ya know what they say if you let some one shenan once they are sure to shenanigan.
Literally all of the batkids: Why are you like this.
I feel like during that short period when Damian had powers from his resurrection he should have constantly scared Tim with it.
meeting up
In Kaz’s office there is a special place where no one is allowed to sit. This place is the windowsill, this windowsill has a blanket and a couple pillows. Some of the Dregs tried to sit there if they were in the office, but very fast learned that it is fraught with being pierced by a cane. The one and only person who can sit there safely is Inej Ghafa. And why wouldn’t she? Kaz arranged that windowsill personally for her, so she could sit there comfortably and feed the crows
lester blues
As much as I hate him, I can’t deny that having Timbit as a nickname is kinda slay.