Ur Day Could Be Going Great And Suddenly U Need To Pay $200 For Something 😑

Red guy but hes under the water and hunting for cod or perhaps some salmon

ROY KAPLAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!! ROY KAPLAN IS HERE!!!!!! (screaming like a little newsboy on a bicycle while tossing links to 'Roy Kaplan: Out of Sight' onto ur front doorstep) I did VA work for this podcast a long while ago – and I am doing a HUUUGE happy hop because I AM SO THRILLED IT'S FINALLY COMING OUT. I am so happy. I am so so happy. It's been so long (since at last Ive seen my Roy Kaplan). I get to voice a nonbinary tailor (no spoilers)... but you can hear them in the trailer. Nonbinary win. And the other characters are GREAT TOO!!!! SO LISTEN FOR THEM – AND FOR GREAT PERFORMANCES, AND FOR GREAT PRODUCTION, AND FOR A FUN STORY with a lotta hard work put into it. I am clapping so hard my hands are burning. I am making fire w my palms Ok Im going to reshare this elsewhere now because people need to know abt it. TL;DR: LISTEN TO ROY KAPLAN. YAY ROY KAPLAN!!!! AND CONGRATS ON UR (ALMOST) RELEASE!!!! <3

Roy Kaplan is here!

Yes, you heard me right, Roy Kaplan: Out of Sight is finally ready for launch, complete with a proper (and actually correct) release date: December 28, 2024. I did say that I was going to get this ready for launch by the end of the year!

If you don't know what Roy Kaplan (or Roy Kaplan, Private Investigator if you prefer) is, it's a paranormal cyberpunk detective audio drama taking place in a (very low-key) post-apocalyptic future. It features the titular Roy Kaplan--private investigator, ex-burglar, and psychic--as he puts his wits to the test to solve all kinds of cases with the occasional assist from his ghost roommate, Wes. Stylistically, it draws significant inspiration from old time radio shows such as Richard Diamond and hardboiled detective fiction of the 1930s-50s.

This first season, Out of Sight, consists of twelve all-original mysteries, each 30-40 minutes long. It will be releasing on Saturdays every two weeks, with Patreon supporters able to hear episodes a week early.

Roy Kaplan is hosted on Pinecast, which means you should be able to listen to it on any podcast aggregator that supports RSS feeds. It'll also be available on common podcast apps like Spotify and Amazon Podcasts (right now Apple Music is having some hiccups, so we'll see what happens with that). It's also available on YouTube, if you like getting your podcasts through there.

Alternately, you can listen directly in your browser at my website, where you will also find the full voice credits and transcripts and writer's commentary blog posts if you're into that sort of thing. You can subscribe to my newsletter if you'd like to get notified of Out of Sight updates directly in your email.

I will have more to say about the show (about things like how to support production and whether season 2 will happen) but for now, season 1 is cooking and it's nearly ready to serve!

If you want more information about Roy Kaplan, the best place for information is the main page on my website, which will have all the links to everything else.

(For the trailer credits and transcript, that is also on my website.)

Happy listening, and I'll see you on the other side!

Assorted Store Name Tags

First of all why are people selling these for $30+ and second of all, tag yourself, I’m Paul from the combination Toys R Us and drug store

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shit posts for art fight season

A totally normal hunting trip with dad!!! Yippee!!!!!!! :–)

Joyeux 14 juillet ! Look who I found…..

drink water!!!! dance in your room!!!!!! eat a lot of veggies!!!!!! dance as you do chores!!!!!! eat some fruit!!!!!!!! let yourself feel sad!!!!! have that $5 hot drink sometimes!!!!! try to smile even when you’re alone and doing some work!!!! listen to music that makes you happy when you’re feeling down!!!!!! we’ve all gone through crap and life might have more in store for us but we got this!!!!! 

7/13/24 note: Thank u guys for the very kind hashtag-notes on this piece, I just saw the one now, and it means so much to me (more than you will ever know)!!! Lots and lots of love. I will probably be posting a bit more art soon )I just have to remember Tumblr is a thing I can post on LOL)

Happy Halloween (it's July) 🎃🍫🧵

Pencil illustration from last year, these character designs have changed massively but it's still somefin I'm happy with :^] Closeups :^D (points downwards)

Are they called kidney beans because theyre shaped like a kidney. Google search says yes. Thats awesome. Who was the first person to see a real kidney and think "You know what. We should name this bean that"