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MY CLIPS (#212-213) FOR THE MORAL OREL REANIMATED PROJECT hosted by @mchvoss Happy Pride to everyone this month but Clay Puppington

Tbh the best way I could pitch Faustina from @killjamxxx is “What if Miku killed people with a machete for her fans instead of singing”

KINGMAKER IS BACK AND SO AM I

Listened to the newest episode 3 times at work yesterday and dropped everything to write my reaction. Minimum wage = minimum effort......... but maximum effort for the Kingmaker Histories. Spoilers below for EP 27.... THERE'S MORE WAYS TO GO ON A TRIP THAN TO USE A VAN!!!!!!!!!

• LOOOVE Bradley Gareth AND Liz Morey's PERFORMANCES AS MARGO AND HOLZMANN SOOOO MUCH These characters are written so so so evil (love them!!! Just don’t want them to be real, THANK YOU!!!!) and their acting makes me shit myself. OBSESSED PER USHE w/ every performance in Kingmaker • One of the best openings in the show's history I’m sorry but Ariadne showing up bareass and then rapidly eating papers and then turning into a rat and then a bird and breaking a window is so fucking funny LOVE HER • “But!!! It’s my birthday!!!” Colette…. 🥺🎂🎂🎂 <- That’s her • “Leave. LEAVE FASTER” LMFAO • Telesphore’s “WHAT??!!! …. GIVE ME A MIRROR. Oh IM HIDEOUS” THE DELIVERY WAS SO FUNNY. I love Eisen and Colette giggling in the BG. I love these 3 so much there is so much funny real chemistry. How many times can I say I love Iyer Winterlich and Co. 1092728192727818 times. Infinity times. • Eisen’s startled “AAOUGH” BEFORE FINDING THE FINGER IN HIS POCKET GOT ME TOO • “Better make ur move or I’m gonna go become a nun or something”. Colette’s (heavy-quotes) “old” freak out…… She went to the beach that makes you old…. ALSO “I’m like an amoeba!” ALSO ALSO “All I’ve accomplished in the past 12 months is a whole lot of stealing a domestic terrorism!!!!” Technically an achievement Colette • When are we getting a full blown illust of Telesphore dressed up like rye bread • “The boxes they come in are really cute tho, can I look at it again” amazing delivery by Blythe yet again • SHE’S EXTREMELY CORRUPTIBLE! • THE DRUG TRIP AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN HAS TO BE ONE OF MY FAV PARTS OF THE EP before it all goes south…. Quite literally for Colette (Hell). The pink and the blue make an absolutely mental shade of purple 😈👾💜💟🚺🎆🍇 🌊 🌊 🌊 I would listen to a whole hour+ of the three of them just (positively) tripping out. Also the sfx go hard. I love listening to this w earbuds. If I tried the thimbledrops I’d let them trip sit me. Actually I wouldn’t let Colette trip sit me because she’d make me have a panic attack but Eisen and Telesphore would go hard. (Sorry gurl) Actually maybe just Telesphore. Yeah. Only Telesphore • “That he has to promoze— … that he has to propose to me” BEST DELIVERY. Also I LOVVVEEEE how “I feel weird” sounds. COLETTE FEELS WEIRD!!!!! • THE “IMPS/DEMONS CHORTLING AND MAKING FUN OF COLETTE” SCENE IS MY FAVORITE IM PREDICTABLE. I LOOOVE THEIR VOICES SO MUCH. “DEFINITELY HELL!!!!!!!!!!” 👹👹👹 • Dead But Not Really Telesphore. He is resting, he is at peace. He is being harassed by teenagers who carry razors and shaving cream for oddly-specific situations such as these. I love that he says “Oh, and it’s uneven” Telesphore I manifest a barber 💈 will give u a free haircut and trim next time you get high as a kite and look half-dead • MISKA 👹 • “Oh Colette dont be so modest” HI SATAN, AWESOME DELIVERY. Still love that his voice is her dads. Is this a safe space. Why’s he hot. I suppose it’s because he’s in hell. But also metaphorically. Colette’s demon dilf • “I thought I was a soufflé, and that any sudden noise would make me deflate” THIS TELESPHORE LINE IS THE FUNNIEST MOST TELESPHORE CODED LINE IN THE WORLD • Her 26th birthday was much less terrible 🥺🥺🥺 • I’m scared of Holzmann I WAS AT PEACE AND HAPPY W THE TRIO’S FUNNY RESOLUTION AND YOU RIP IT FROM UNDER ME!!!!! YOU LEAVE ME WITH HOLZMANN!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

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Everybody listen to @killjamxxx right now!!!!

Faustina Fetamine my beloved blood-frosted cinnamon roll

Happy May! Here’s this month’s sticker club designs. Worked really hard on these cookies, I hope you guys like them!

If you’re interested in a sticker sheet they’re available until June 1st (mchvoss on Ko-fi)

He sees you when youre sleeping he knows when youre awake

KINGMAKER EP29 LIVE REACT.... The trio may be teenytiny but my excitement is anything BUT!!!!!!

YOU KNOW THE DRILL MOTHERFUCKERS ITS @kingmakerpod KINGMAKER NATTTTTTT(ion) TIME...... How do I type out "Kingmaker Nat". If I was saying it verbally it'd be like "Kingmaker Naysh". Kingmaker Nat just sounds like Im saying Kingmaker Gnat (which, I suppose applies in this particular instance, because the trio are the size of gnats...... somewhat)..... BUT I DIGRESS. SPOILERS FOR THE KINGMAKER HISTORIES EP29 BELOW – THIS ONE ENTERS INTO MY ALLTIME FAV EPISODE SLOTS

“Telesphore tried to kill me once and all” “(sighs fondly) I did.” I love gay people

The sound design in every ep is rlly fantastic but this one particularly has my head in a grip for some reason….. In a very tight skull clench… So so good. Like for example the beard itching & the unfolding of blueprints, ITS SO IMMERSIVE – & off-topic but on topic, I missed these 3 dipshits. I love the juxt between the last ep (being so gravely serious and frightening) and this one (which primarily follows the main 3’s schemes once more)…. Kingmaker never misses….. (Unlike a certain ice mage from the last episode)……

SHORTSTACK EISEN!!!!!!!!!! (& TINY TELESPHORE. “TELESTWO. TELESTHREE.”)

“EISEN: Oh, aye, absolutely. I’ve made three prototypes from this design, and I’ve never had a single fatality…. I mean, of course, I’ve never tested it on a living subject either. | COLETTE AND TELESPHORE: WHAT? | EISEN: Brace yourselves!” THE TRIO IS SO QUIPY IN THIS EP… AGAIN THE VOICE ACTING GOES FUCKING METAL. Also “At last, Telsie, my love, we can see… eye to eye.” “I hate this.” The back-and-forths between all the charas are fucking brilliant. I love how this ep is paced dialogue-wise so soo dearly

Piggybacking off the last bulletpoint – ITS NOT JUST THE TRIO, ITS EVERYONE. IT’S EVERYONE WHO’S QUIPY & GIVING SUPREME PERFORMANCES (what’s new) BUT FOR REAL!!!!! Oh my god this ep is hitting so fucking hard I love these charas so much. The dialogue is great and the performances take it to the next level. They live and breathe…. they live & breathe…… As always Addison is killing it as my fav murder matriarch….. and Ben Rowe as Crowley. I love how hes got a magical Jack Horner-esque collection of freaky items. Is somebody gonna match my freak Is Is somebody gonna match my freak (Ariadne + Aleister, initials carved not on a tree but into someone’s corpse)

THE BONEDRINKER SHREWS 👹

“Did you drop this (paper) in a glass of water? Why does it look like that?” “A woman should be entitled to a few secrets” I wouldn’t be telling people about my naked paper eating pre-rat transformation habits either (only true kingmaker fans will understand this sentence). Good call girl

“Of course, god forbid a woman do anything without being called mad in those days.” “So she was sane?” “Oh no. Ha! No, not at all.” AMAZING DELIVERY BY ADDISON.

I love these two horrifically-evil-bodytwisting people flirting it up and then, from them, immediately shifting to a scene of three teensy people running from bonedrinking shrews & quipping abt how tiny they are. Oh how I love you kingmaker so so much. I need to make a sticker that says “Only In Kingmaker”, and when people ask, “What’s Only In Kingmaker. What do you mean”, I will tell them “You just have to listen. You just have to listen to it to be in-the-know… in on the lore….. the Teleslore....."

Stop me from saying this every 2 sentences (I WILL NEVER STOP!!!!!!) but this episode and specifically the performances are SUPREME!!!!!! Holy fuck EVERY EP BUILDS ON EACH OTHER, IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER & BETTER. Everyone is embodying their characters on such a supreme level Oh my god. They’ve always been so genuine but u can tell everyone has just clicked into their roles like a snug glove. And this ep specifically is SO FUN, like a condensed adventure movie in the style of like….. Jumanji or the-like – I know that’s an odd comparison but I hope u readers understand what I mean; it’s so visual….. I can see it. & I LOVE the trio hearing Crowley and Ariadne thru the walls. And lastly (I’ll stop dumping paragraphs soon, IM SORRY IM JUST SO EXCITED BY THIS EP) but I think the og charas in this (i.e. the main trio & even Ariadne) are hitting so much harder because last EP was so geniusly written as to NOT HAVE THEM IN IT. Is genuisly a word. Fuck you I dont care AND despite being so much lighter than the last ep tone-wise, the story still fucking flows so well.... it doesn’t feel like it’s grinding to a halt just to engage in hijinks again AT ALL. SUPREME BALANCE. I love kingmaker so much Im going to explode into shrapnel for the 10000th TIME!!!

Colette’s “NO, EW, PUT IT BACK ON!!!!!” and Telesphore’s “Do you think if I jumped off this bookcase it would kill me” during the sex scene where Ariadne LITERALLY FUCKING STEALS CROWLEY’S HEART MADE ME LAUGH ALOUD “OUT OF ALL THE ROOMS THEY COULD’VE DONE THIS IN, UNBELIEVABLE MAN” EISEN’S REACTION IMFUCKIGN CRYING

THE TRANSCRIPT’S DIRECTION OF ARIADNE “(shaping out of the dom headspace)” HELPPP CROWLEY’S DELIVERY ON “STOP IT IM BEING SERIOUS” TOO. OK IMDONE I AM PHYSICALLY FUCKING LAUGHING ALOUD

“Were we just robbed by mice?” “No. Socialists” CALLBACK TO MY FAV LINE “Worse. Royalists”

ANTICHRISTMAS

GORILLA ARIADNE

THIS IS MY FAVORITE EPISODE EVER I SEE TINY LITTLE MINI PEOPLE AND I LOSE MY SHIT. THIS CHASE SCENE IS INCREDIBLE FROM THE WRITING TO PRODUCTION TO EVERYTHING INBETWEEN

27:58 THE SCOTTISH MUSIC SWELL HAD ME LOSING MY FUCKING SHIT W/ EISEN. FUCK OFFFFFF BEST FUCKING EPISODE CLIMAX EVER. THE MUSIC & THE SFX HAVE ME GRIPPING MY SKULL

I need a whimsical bonedrinker shrew pet NOW!!!!

“Who were those tiny people, and follow up question, are forearms supposed to bend in this direction” THE DELIVERIES IN THIS EP ARE OFF THE CHARTS and Colette’s little “Ohh fancy!” too, so cute

Gonna start referring to the Titanic as the Gigantic and when people ask me where I got that from, I’m just gonna say “Eisen”. Hold on Wait a minute Are you fucking telling me Eisen caused the FUCKING TITANIC

I LOOOOVE LOVE LOOOOVE ARIADNEY AND CROWLEY AS A DUO – this last scene rocks, but WHAT. THE. FUCK. CHORONZON IS FUCKING LIZ!?!?!?!?! I DIDNT EVEN RECOGNIZE HER HOLYFUCKING SHIT LIZ!??!?! LIZ!??!?!?!?!?!??! THIS IS THE COOLEST VOICE I THINK IVE HEARD IN ANYTHING *EVER* FUCK OFF. FUCK RIGHT OFF I LOVE YOU LIZ. I AM UR BIGGEST FAN LIZ.

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFF ANOTHER KINGMAKER EPIC EPISODE IMGONNA SHIT EXPLODE AND DIE 10000 TIMES AND THEN RESURRECT AND DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN. FUCKOFF