Tbh The Best Way I Could Pitch Faustina From @killjamxxx Is “What If Miku Killed People With A Machete

Red guy but hes under the water and hunting for cod or perhaps some salmon

drink water!!!! dance in your room!!!!!! eat a lot of veggies!!!!!! dance as you do chores!!!!!! eat some fruit!!!!!!!! let yourself feel sad!!!!! have that $5 hot drink sometimes!!!!! try to smile even when you’re alone and doing some work!!!! listen to music that makes you happy when you’re feeling down!!!!!! we’ve all gone through crap and life might have more in store for us but we got this!!!!! 

flat babbit <3

ah yes. the kingmaker histories. the only podcast where you can listen to approximately fifteen people get brutally murdered, underscored by high-energy electroswing

I made a doily.

I used a whitework technique that my grandmother taught me and that is very relaxing to make. My idea was to make something less traditional with this very specific style. Usual patters are based on flowers, sometimes fruits, butterflies and, rarely, some geometrical shapes.

I'm happy that this still looks a bit like a flower at the first glance but then turns out to be something completely different. Drawing the pattern and trying to make it straight was terrible but I'm proud of myself. It's not perfect but useable so I'll gladly share if anyone wants it.

The whole process of making up and drawing the pattern, embroidering (not daily), changing my mind about details twice, cutting out, repairing and washing the napkin several times took about 3 months and 2 weeks.

The day Bellamy was born was the same day they made bullying legal

MEET BELLAMY PINK: LEGITIMATE BUSINESSMAN!

SOME FAST FACTS:

25 years old. He/Him. Current con artist, aspiring manager. Voiced by @reignoftiramizu

You may recognize him from the KILLJAM XXX podcatcher logo, alongside Faustina

If he gives you his business card, he’s gonna ask for it back because he can only afford one.

He is trans and is also completely comfortable committing murder to achieve his goals 🥰

His left arm has been replaced by a military-grade cybernetic. You don’t wanna know where he got it.

He reads too many self-help books.

He has an extremely interesting offer for one Faustina Fetamine…

You’re gonna find out what that offer is in KILLJAM XXX episode 5: “An Offer You Can’t Refuse.”

The new episode is up now!

Transcript Link

The gang runs into a small problem. Emphasis on 'small'.

Content Warning: body horror (22:20 - 23:02), mentioned animal distress (13:18 - 13:34), animal death (14:01 - 14:09), sex scene (21:51 - 23:02)

yum :0D !

featuring my favorite icecream flavors, strawberry cheesecake, bubblegum, and rompope !