A Totally Normal Hunting Trip With Dad!!! Yippee!!!!!!! :–)

Gus Zagarella (the voice of Randy) manages the KILLJAM XXX YouTube uploads. Tonight’s episode introduces another one of the show’s major villains, and he sent me this earlier today:

Oh you guys are NOT ready for this season. (Actually you are. YOU ARE READY FOR THIS SEASON.) It is long awaited. It is funny as fuck. It is goofayyyy. It has all the characters u know and love... and more. And if you DONT know these characters then WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!!!!!???? GO CATCH UP NOW!!!!! START LISTENING NOW!!!!!!! 💎

CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE - DROPPING OCTOBER 11

Picking up right where season two left off, the gang head to Zurich to hide out and have a strong, well-earned drink. Unbeknownst to them, though, news of the Kingmaker has spread outside the VSR's borders. What do Europe's great powers think of the potential for Kehrseite energy weapons on the battlefield? And what side will our heroes and villains take in the wake of growing international conflicts? Tune in next Friday to find out!

Hey so in Romania there are in fact a ton of bears and they just walk down the road like they don’t give a fuck

ITS FUCKING REAL EVERYONE I CAN FINALLY UNZIP MY LIPS AND STARE YOU DIRECTLY INTO THE EYES AND TELL YOU TO LISTEN TO KILLJAM XXX (ONCE IT DROPS, OF COURSE). Unless you own a time traveling machine which, in that case, I am very jealous of you and Please God don't spoil the fun we have planned..... AND OH, HOW MUCH EVIL FUN WE HAVE PLANNED.

If it weren't for this show, I wouldn't have the bestest most kindest people in the world to call my friends. I love you all so dearly and cannot thank you enough, for not only letting me be a part of something so kickass, but for being so incredibly kind as you are.

This show is so magic. Some of the best folks, twists, turns, and writing I've ever had the honor of not only voicing for, but being able to help out with (I am so grateful every day).

CHECK IT OUT!!!! GO!!!! GO!!!!!!!! IT'S A TREAT I ASSURE YOU, AND STAY TUNED FOR OUR TRAILER!!!!!! :^D

This is KILLJAM X X X.

~ Logo by Jasper Taylor and Meg Tuten, Logo text by @valdevia ~

The deranged, queer cyberpunk death game audio drama podcast that myself, @machetebisexual, @reignoftiramizu, and @cannibalmukbang have been working on for the last two years.

You can follow it right here on tumblr at @killjamxxx

It features actors who have been in:

The Magnus Archives. (As a Friendly Surgeon Who Cannot Catch A Break)

The Amazing Digital Circus. (As an Enterprising Organ Harvester)

Slay The Princess. (As a Sadistic Superpowered Assassin)

Final Fantasy Seven Remake. (As a Truly Evil Corporate Bastard)

The Mortuary Assistant. (As a Ravenous Wolf Woman)

Lackadaisy. (As a Helpful Murder Nerd)

Dimension 20. (As a Mom-Friend Dominatrix)

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean. (As a Cyborg out for Revenge)

Another Crab’s Treasure. (As a Homicidal Wife Guy)

The Kingmaker Histories. (As a Solipsistic Killer Clown Girl)

Caravan. (As a Guy You’ll Really Want to Punch)

Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury. (As an Incredible Narrator)

Zom 100: Bucket List of the Dead. (As a Stab-Happy Street Punk)

Eeler’s Choice. (As Diabolical German Pawnbroker and a Humanoid Catfish)

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason. (As a Loan Shark Who Might Be The Devil)

Less Is Morgue. (As a Woman Who Will Drill You To Death)

The NoSleep Podcast. (As The Ghost of a Questionable Father)

The Dead Meat YouTube Channel. (As a Terrifying Robotic Nun)

And that’s not even getting into the SNILF (Snake Milf), the buff lady with the eyepatch, the dorky trans reptile scientist, the charming British thief, or the evil undead Ringmaster.

You can subscribe to KILLJAM X X X on Podbean using this link here. We’re working on getting it on all the major podcatchers, including Spotify and Apple Podcasts.

Official trailer drop coming October 31st.

HAPPY KILLJAMWEEN EVERYONE....... Oh my god You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this trailer to drop. It's hard to put into words how much this show means to me, for so many reasons, but I'll SAY THIS. I WILL ATTEMPT TO SAY WORDS & I SAY THIS:

The story is insane & so engaging & so well planned out, I hope anyone who listens will adore these characters and fucked up world as much as I do. You are in for a linear treat

I am unbelievably honored to be acting alongside the craziest most skilled & talented vas IN THE WORLD!!!!!!! Everyone in this trailer kill(jam)s – and there are MORE performances youve YET to hear that will knock ur fuzzy little socks off!!!!!

I'm so attached to my chara. My little ginger twink Bellamy who I dream of CALLING MEAN NAMES and THROWING IN A DUNGEON forever. He's my own little American Psycho. He walks with a purpose like that gif of Patrick Bateman with earbuds in

I don't have a fourth point. Actually I do. Really the whole point of this post is, LISTEN TO KILLJAM XXX!!! When it releases of course. And stay tuned please. I beg of you!!

FIND OUT MORE AND FOLLOW OUR FEEDS HERE!

Cast (In Order of Appearance) 

Narrator - Bradley Gareth  Faustina Fetamine - Addison Peacock  Bellamy Pink - Zuwie LeFou  Mara Nacht - Tiana Camacho  Dr. Yuzna- Jonny Sims  Anna Konda - Moe Rock  Vic Cadmium - Charlie Green  Molly Malarkey - Misha Bakshi  Roger Tallarico - Josh Rubino  Lex The Talon - Kelly Nugent  Mr. Dirge - Austin Lee Matthews 

NEW KILLJAM X X X TOMMOROW GUYS‼️ YOU GOTTA GET ON THIS SHIT I PROMISE

Happy May! Here’s this month’s sticker club designs. Worked really hard on these cookies, I hope you guys like them!

If you’re interested in a sticker sheet they’re available until June 1st (mchvoss on Ko-fi)

okay

The new episode is up now!

Transcript Link

The gang runs into a small problem. Emphasis on 'small'.

Content Warning: body horror (22:20 - 23:02), mentioned animal distress (13:18 - 13:34), animal death (14:01 - 14:09), sex scene (21:51 - 23:02)

If ever you’ve dreamed of a team up between an autistic disaster bi gal with a giant machete and a morally flexible trans man with a robot gun arm, that’s weirdly specific, but KILLJAM XXX is definitely the fiction podcast for you!