No, But You Don't Understand. Arthur Looked At Merlin Like This:

I want boygenius to break into my house

oh wow okay was anyone going to tell me bad buddy was like THAT

SHUT THE FUCK UP. IM GONNA BE SO FERAL ABOUT THIS

yeah your rituals may be intricate. But have u ever placed a real gun in the hands of your eternal and fated enemy, watched his hands shake as he points it at you, and trusted that he will not let the bullet touch you, all for a magic trick that was your idea in the first place? have u ever seen true fear in his eyes and still known that even without miracles, he will let no harm come to you, even if that harm is only a ridiculous amount of heavenly paperwork?

Whywhywhywhywhy does netflix cancel every lesbian show it creates after one or two seasons?? wlw is just as important as mlm. We get SCRAPS from the table and it isn't ENOUGH to survive

I cannot stop thinking about this tweet

Someone asked me if I was excited for Sunday and I said yes because that's Between Us day, aka best day of the week, but then they kept talking and I realised they meant excited for Christmas which is also this Sunday but not as important

now why do i like this conversation

hey sorry your girlfriend erased you from her brain. yeah she didn’t want to absorb your soul so now she doesn’t remember you at all. however her mouth does still remember how to say your name even though she has no idea you exist. yeah she called for you when she was dying but on a conscious level she doesn’t know about that. sorry

me: im fine

me internally: men mock the gods until they need them, kaz brekker