oh wow okay was anyone going to tell me bad buddy was like THAT
me: im fine
me internally: men mock the gods until they need them, kaz brekker
now why do i like this conversation
Hozier said I’ll see your mortifying ordeal of being known and raise you to the absolute anguish of being unknown
The gayest meet-cute in history is S1 ep1 of Merlin, when country bumpkin magic boy arrives in Camelot and instantly starts talking shit to the crown prince
how is anyone supposed to be normal after listening to Hozier???????????? I get u now Orpheus story, I fucking gET YOu nOw
So paradox on paradox
the circumstances tell
of a hound who dwells in heaven
but lives his life in hell [x]
*someone accuses merlin of murder*
Arthur: Merlin? You're saying that Merlin, the wimpiest man I've ever met, killed two people with a fork? I assumed that you'd think of a rational claim before unfairly accusing someone.
Merlin: *wiping blood off the fork* lol yeah what he said
Everytime I come onto this hellsite and see one of my silly little queer shows trending I do a silly little dance with a silly little smile on my face
The art of pie: before & after