Me: Im Fine

Merlin trending ten years after it left us all traumatized and with trust issues is both my villain origin story and my redemption arc

yeah your rituals may be intricate. But have u ever placed a real gun in the hands of your eternal and fated enemy, watched his hands shake as he points it at you, and trusted that he will not let the bullet touch you, all for a magic trick that was your idea in the first place? have u ever seen true fear in his eyes and still known that even without miracles, he will let no harm come to you, even if that harm is only a ridiculous amount of heavenly paperwork?

Red is the color of lust, but green is what lust leaves behind, in heart, in womb. Green is what is left when ardor fades, when passion dies, when we die, too.

The Green Knight (2021) dir. David Lowery

how is anyone supposed to be normal after listening to Hozier???????????? I get u now Orpheus story, I fucking gET YOu nOw

Whywhywhywhywhy does netflix cancel every lesbian show it creates after one or two seasons?? wlw is just as important as mlm. We get SCRAPS from the table and it isn't ENOUGH to survive

James “fuck it” Potter

Sirius “fuck me” Black

Remus “fuck off” Lupin

Peter “oh fuck” Pettigrew

Lily “fuck this” Evans

Marlene “fuuuuccck” McKinnon

Mary “fuck you” Macdonald

Dorcas “fuck my life” Meadows

Regulus “fuck everything” Black

Evan “well fuck” Rosier

Barty “for fucks sake” Crouch Jr.

Frank “fuck fuck fuck” Longbottom

Alice “what the fuck” Prewett

Tori gRipping Nick's brother's arm and saying with the intensity of a thousand dying suns "don't you dare" added ten hundred years to my life thank you ma'am for your work

Physically I'm fine, but mentally I'm replaying Blackbeard's frantic ACT OF GRACE ACT OF GRACEEEE to save Stede from firing squad and a single tear rolls down my cheek

The scene with kaz and pekka and the whole I buried him six feet deep was perfect Oscar worthy the best moment of my life everything I ever hoped for and wanted that's my horrible murderous villainous insane intense crime lord boss